anything
about cooking.
I had to ask what it was called when
the water makes those bubbles.
- Hats off to the chef.
- Your mouth was full. I didn't hear.
- Hats off to who?
- The chef!
That's right!
You'll find that I don't micromanage.
I don't shy away from delegating.
That's good to know. But let's stop
focusing on what you don't do...
...and focus on what you do do.
What I do do...
...is create an atmosphere of support
for the people working with me.
Nice sidestep on the "do do" thing.
- Hardest thing I've ever done.
- Oh, you gotta go!
- Don't worry. You're ready.
- Really?
Absolutely! Just fight all your
natural instincts, and you'll be great.
Monica, my star student.
You called me that before,
so I fashioned a star out of foil.
Now, no pressure. If you like my
cookies, you give me the star.
Wow, a star!
I know you all hate me,
and I'm sorry, but I don't care.
- Okay, Joey, you're up next.
- Yeah.
Oh, my God! This is amazing!
You get an A.
I got an A? In school?
Hey, I'm a dork!
Joey, I'm so proud of you.
- I think you should give him your star.
- He doesn't know what he's doing.
Nobody knows what they're doing.
I do. I'm a professional chef!
Oh, relax. It's not a courtroom drama.
Why are you taking
Introduction to Cooking?
Yeah!
I'm sorry. I cook at this restaurant,
Allessandro's...
...and I just got a bad review.
- Allessandro's? I love that place!
- You do?
You're a great chef.
As a person you're a little...
- Oh, I'm crazy, but you liked the food?
- Very much.
Okay, then. I don't stink.
I'm a good chef! Okay.
I don't want to go. I'm having fun.
Did either of you pay for this class?
Hey, if my friend says
it's time to go, it's time to go!
I was the point person on my company's
transition from the KL5 to GR6 systems.
- You must have had your hands full.
- That I did. That I did.
So let's talk a little bit
about your duties.
My duties?
All right.
You'll be heading a division,
so you'll have a lot of duties.
I see.
But there'll be 30 people
under you...
...so you can dump
a certain amount on them.
- Good to know.
- We could go into detail...
No, don't, I beg of you.
All right. We'll have a definite
answer for you Monday.
But I can say with some
confidence, you'll fit in well here.
- Really?
- Absolutely.
- You can relax. You did great.
- Yeah, thanks.
I was really nervous.
I'm told I come on too strongly.
And then it was really hard
to side step that "duty" thing.
Duties?
Doodies?
Poo?
Poo?
Oh, my God. This doesn't count. Okay?
The interview was over.
That was the real Chandler Bing.
This is some crazy guy.
Call security! There's a crazy guy
out in the hall!
Poo?
I'll look forward to your call.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- You're back.
- How are you?
I'm fine. But that's not important.
What's important is how was she?
It was fun.
We just had coffee.
Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee,
a little rub-rub-rub under the table?
What's going on?
Do you not like Katie?
No. No, she was nice. I mean,
she was a little slutty, but who isn't?
Well, I liked her.
Of course you did. You'd date a gorilla
if it called you Indiana Jones.
Did you get a fresh batch
of pregnancy hormones today?
No. It's just that...
Katie bothered me.
Why? What was wrong with her?
There was nothing wrong with her.
She was lovely.
- Okay. So, what's the matter?
- I don't want you to date her.
Why? What, are you jealous?
Yes. And not because
I want you to go out with me.
Because I don't want you
to go out with anybody.
It's terrible to even think this
and it's inappropriate...
...but I want you to be at my constant
beck and call, 24 hours a day.
I'm very sorry, but that is
just the way that I feel.
- Okay.
- What?
I won't date. I'II...
I'll be here with you all the time.
Really?
But I'm being so unreasonable.
True, but you're allowed to be
unreasonable. You're having our baby.
Oh, Ross, thank you. Thank you.
You feel better?
No, not