guess. A little. - Ain't no thing. I'm wild too. So anyway... ...I've lived in New York, somewhat wildly, I guess... ...for, well, since I was 14. I'm sorry. I'm staring. It's just that you have the most beautiful eyes. Oh, stop it. And your breasts! Okay. Look, you're coming on a little strong. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. The universe wants us to be together. Why don't we start over? You can tell me about yourself. - All right. - Okay. I write erotic novels... ...for children. - What? - They're wildly unpopular. Oh, my God! Also, you might like to know I have a Ph.D. - Wow! You do? - Yep. A pretty huge... All right. - Hey. - Joey, honey, listen. Thanks for talking to me yesterday. It meant a lot. Not a problem. Just so you know... ...that guy won't be bothering you about that baby thing anymore. - What? - Let's just say I took care of it. Let's say more. Don't worry. I told him, very nicely: "You don't go buying people's babies! So back off!" - What? - What? No, no, no! He doesn't want to buy my baby! I made that up! What? Why? So we would have something to talk about! And you couldn't think of anything else? You said your boss wants to buy your baby? You yelled at my boss! I'll lose my job! What am I gonna do? You could always sell your baby. I can't believe you brought my boss into it! I'll be fired! - You lied to me! - Well, she told me to! Chandler has two copies of Annie! Oh, my God! - Ross! - Hello! What are you doing? Not touching myself, if that makes anyone less uncomfortable. Morning. You wanted to see me? Please, come in. Have a seat. - Look, Mr. Zelner... - It's best I speak first. Yeah. Lee from human resources is here as a witness to our conversation. Oh, God. If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby... ...I am sorry. Okay? Last week, when I asked you when your due date was... ...I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was "due" your baby. I want to be very clear... ...that I understand that it's your baby... ...and it is not mine to purchase. Well, as long as we are clear about that. There it is. - Not your regular cleaners. - I know. That creep goes there. I had to find a new one. I have to find a new bank, adult bookstore, grocery store... - What? - A new grocery store. The universe said I'd meet a nice guy. I got that? When I get up there, I'm gonna kick some ass. You'll meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you. Yeah, we both can. And we both will. - You didn't have to come in. - You kidding? This is where they get out stains. This is like Disneyland for me. I'm gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. Excuse me. I think you dropped... - Wow! - What? Sorry. You're just so incredibly beautiful. Well, I'm sorry about that too. But what are you gonna do? Don't think I'm crazy, but I was meant to pick this up. - Do you believe in that kind of thing? - A little. Now you're talking. - Want to go for coffee? - I'd love to. Let me tell my friend. An ink stain! Can I watch how you get this out? She must have left. - So? What happened? - It's all gonna be okay. They're so happy I'm not suing, I got an extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand the money should not be construed... ...as a down payment on this or any other child. Ralph Lauren is going out of their way... ...to show they're not in the baby-buying business. - Give us a minute? - Kicking me out of my living room? Yeah. I'll be in there. I'm sorry I lied to you. I was just trying to make things... I know. I know. It kind of worked. I don't know about you, but I haven't thought about our thing. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. It's kind of been like "us" again, a little bit. - Yeah, I know. I've missed that. - Me too. I haven't thought about how I put myself out there... ...and said that stuff. How you didn't feel the same... ... ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Мне двадцать лет на английском - текст ...за имя Мое на английском - текст Мольба на английском - текст Кто расскажет небылицу на английском - текст Доказательство смерти на английском |