it? Is it scary?
It's ironic how footage
of someone being born...
...can make you want to kill yourself.
Now I'm all freaked out.
Will you watch it with me?
No, but I'll leave a sweater that
smells like me right next to you.
Seriously, you're not gonna
make me watch this alone.
She's right. Of course not.
Honey, get the tape.
This reminds me of a very specific
part of the tape.
Here we go.
Okay.
Oh, my.
All right, baby. One more time.
Why is that baby torturing that woman?
Why have I seen this thing
three times?
It's beautiful.
- It's horrible!
- I know, I know! I'm so sorry for you!
- You guys! You guys, look!
- What? Did her ass explode?
No, the baby's out. Look.
Look at those little fingers and toes.
Look how happy the mom is now.
- Oh, Rach.
- Screw you! You don't have to do it!
- Hey.
- Hey!
- What's up?
- Mona just dumped me.
Oh, man, I'm sorry. Why?
Lately, I haven't exactly been
the perfect boyfriend.
I didn't tell her
I got Rachel pregnant.
I gave her a key to my apartment
and then had the locks changed.
Then I lied to her about Rachel
moving in with me.
In a way, I judge her for not
breaking up with me sooner.
That really sucks.
Especially on Valentine's Day.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing here?
Joey without a date
on Valentine's Day?
What's going on, huh? Girl trouble?
- Sort of.
- Really?
You don't have to seem
so happy about it.
Maybe I can help.
Whatever it is,
I am sure it has happened to me.
You know, actually,
once I got dumped during sex.
- So anyway, what is it?
- Forget about it. It's no big deal.
- Come on, what is it?
- It's nothing.
Hey, it's me.
Why can't you tell me?
Okay. Sit down.
There's this woman that I like a lot.
But it can't happen.
She's not a Tribbiani?
No!
So is she someone from work?
Yes.
Well, does she like you?
Sometimes I think she could.
But I can't do anything about it.
Why not?
It's complicated.
She was with this other guy.
Someone from work too.
I could never do that to the guy.
We're friends.
So this guy she used to go out with,
is he still in love with her?
- No, I don't think so.
- Okay.
Is he a good guy?
Yeah, he's the best.
- Then talk to him.
- I don't know.
It's worth finding out,
if you like her.
I do, so much.
I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't...
You know what?
You have to go for it.
How often does this happen to you?
You owe it to yourself.
Here's your warm milk.
I'm gonna put the bourbon
in it at home.
Anyway, seriously,
just talk to the guy, okay?
Let me know how it goes.
It's Rachel.
You're having a baby
and you need to prepare.
You're gonna make yourself watch
the whole thing. Just do it!
I came to the big city
to become a star.
- I'll do anything to make that happen.
- Anything?
Maybe it starts with
how she gets pregnant.
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[ENGLISH]Previously:
There's this woman that I like a lot.
But it's complicated.
She was with this other guy
for a long time.
I could never do that to the guy.
We're friends.
So this guy she used to go out with,
is he a good guy?
The best.
- Then talk to him.
- I don't know.
It's worth finding out,
if you like her.
I do, so much.
I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't...
You know what?
You have to go for it.
How often does this happen to you?
You owe it to yourself.
It's Rachel.
I'm sorry, did you just say
it's Rachel?
Yes.
You like Rachel?
Yes. I like Rachel.
Rachel?!
Yeah. Okay, but look, you know...
You know who else I like? You.
And it doesn't get said enough.
I like you, Ross.
- Rachel Rachel?
- It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal?
I'm sorry, I just...
What about the stuff you said?
How you can't stop thinking about her?
How you can't sleep?
I'm an actor, you know?
As a group, we tend to be
overdramatic.
Rachel-who's-carrying-my-baby Rachel?
I know it's bad.
And I know it's wrong, okay?
It's not like anything's
ever gonna happen.
These