Chandler's office.
Come on, Toby. Give me a hand!
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[ENGLISH]- Guys, guess what?
- What?
We're having a Halloween party!
- Good!
- Great!
- You have to wear a costume.
- I can't make it.
Come on, it'll be fun.
I'll be there. I have to wear a
costume to my classes that day anyway.
Tell me you're not gonna dress
like a dinosaur.
Not two years in a row.
- I'll come, but I'm not dressing up.
- You have to.
No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up,
pretending to be someone you're not.
You're an actor.
Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
- I will.
- The girl from the wedding?
If she needs costume ideas,
she could be a bikini model...
...or a slutty nurse,
or a sexy cheerleader.
Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw
Massacre. No! Slutty Leatherface.
Wasn't Joey hitting on her too?
That's right, he was hitting on her.
And I got her. I guess
the better man won.
Please don't take her from me.
The One With the Halloween Party
Ursula!
Wait. It's me, Phoebe.
I thought there was a mirror there.
Okay. Bye.
Wait a second!
So, what's new with you?
Nothing.
I'm getting married next week.
What?
It'll be a small ceremony.
Just family.
His.
Okay.
I'm happy for you.
Wait. If you want to come,
I guess that'd be okay.
- Really?
- Sure.
You could be my sister for the day.
Yeah, okay.
My friends are having a party tonight,
so you could come.
Maybe I could meet the guy.
Well, I'm supposed to work tonight.
I'm supposed to be working now,
so who cares!
- It's a costume party.
- So that's why you're...
No.
But thanks.
- You're supposed to wear a costume.
- I am.
I am a woman who spent money
on a dress she wants to wear...
...because soon she won't
fit into it.
I'm Catwoman, who wants the dress
when you're too big for it.
- Trick or treat!
- Can I give out candy?
I want to be with kids. Since I got
pregnant, I have maternal instincts.
- Trick or treat!
- Just a minute!
Look at you guys!
- Wow! You are a very scary witch.
- Thank you.
- And you are a very funny clown.
- Thank you.
And you...
...are so in style right now.
I work at Ralph Lauren. The fall line
has got this equestrian theme.
- Did you see the cover of Vogue...?
- Could I just have the candy?
Sure.
Catwoman. So we meet again.
So we do, Supergirl.
It's me, Phoebe.
Monica, can I talk to you
for a second?
I appreciate the costume.
You did this to him?
I thought he'd love it.
- He loves The Velveteen Rabbit.
- That rabbit was brown and white.
It was pink, or no bunny at all.
No bunny at all.
Always no bunny at all!
- You didn't dress up either?
- Yes, I did. I'm Chandler.
Dude, what happened?
How is that me?
I'm Chandler.
That is so you!
- When have I ever done that?
- When have I ever done that?
Trick or treat.
- You're the prettiest ballerina ever.
- Thank you.
That deserves another candy.
Thank you.
I have to say,
that earns "two-two" pieces of candy.
I love you!
Honey, here, take it all.
Monica? We need more candy.
- There's only been four kids.
- I know.
But one said she loved me,
so I gave her everything.
No wonder you're pregnant.
- What are you supposed to be?
- Remember the satellite, Sputnik?
Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud"...
...and these are my antenna.
So Sputnik becomes...?
Spud-nik!
Wow! I don't have
the worst costume anymore.
All right! Ross came as doodie.
- No, I'm not doodie.
- No, space-doodie.
Hey, sweetie.
- Aren't you gonna kiss me?
- Okay.
But right after, you have to tell me
who you are.
- Ursula?
- Ursula's fiancй?
You're the sister. I just slapped
my future sister-in-law's ass.
Is your mother here?
I could slap her on the butt.
- My mother killed herself.
- See, and I knew that.
Now I'm sweating.
I'm sweating. Now I'm saying look
at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go.
No. We'll start over.
- Hi, I'm Phoebe.
- Eric.
- Why are you looking at me like that?
- Sweat's burning my eyes.
- Thank you.
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