not suggesting we spend all the money on the wedding? Yeah. Look, Mon, I've been saving this money for six years... ...and I have some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party. Wow! Hello, Mr. Chandler. Sweetie, this is the most special day of our lives. I realize that, honey, but I won't spend all the money on one party. Honey, I love you. But if you call our wedding a party one more time... ...you may not get invited. We can always earn more money. We're only gonna get married once. I understand, but I have to put my foot down. The answer is no. You're gonna have to put your foot down? Yes, I am. Money and a firm hand. Finally a Chandler I can get onboard with. CENTRAL PERK - Hey, Rach. - Joey. Hey, Rach, do you smell smoke? I get it. Smoke, chimney, chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha, ha. No, no, I'm serious. You don't smell it? Something's on fire. I don't smell anything. You know what? It's probably just your burning loins. - Hey, what are you guys talking about? - Nothing. Damn, this coffee's cold. Do you mind if I heat this on your loins? You know, I cannot believe you told him. Joey... . I guess you bought that book after we broke up. I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. Oh, yeah? Well, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines. 'Sup? Ross, how could you do that to an old man? Excuse me, ladies. I'm sorry? My massage client. Arthur. His daughter said some guy that worked for me... ...gave him a really weird massage. I gave him an extremely professional massage. He said you poked at him with wooden spoons. Okay, so it wasn't a traditional massage. But I did give him acupressure with a pair of chopsticks... ...and I gently exfoliated him with a mop. Well, he's never coming back. You just cost me $80 a week. This is your fault. You didn't move his appointment. Oh, it's my fault? You didn't have to massage him. You could've sent him away. You could've not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back. He said he liked that! You're right, you're right. I'm sorry. Dude, what are you massaging an old man for? - His daughter was hot. - Gotcha. Listen... ...I've been thinking. It's not fair of me to ask you to spend all your money on our wedding. I mean, you work really hard for that. - Well. - Well, you work for that. Look, I've thought about it too. I'm sorry. I think we should spend all the money on the wedding. - You do? - Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Look, when I proposed, I told you... ...that I would do anything to make you happy. And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy... ...then that's what we're gonna do. You are so sweet. What about the future and stuff? Forget about the future and stuff. So we only have two kids. We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college. - Have you thought about that? - Yeah. How many kids were we gonna have? Four. A boy, twin girls and another boy. What else did you think about? Well, stuff like where we'd live, you know. Like a small place outside the city... ...where our kids could learn to ride their bikes. We could have a cat that had a bell on its collar... ...and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. We'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old. You know what? I don't want a big, fancy wedding. - Sure you do. - No. I want everything that you've just said. I want a marriage. You sure? - I love you so much. - I love you. When you were talking about our future, you said cat. But you meant dog, right? - Totally. - Good. Hello, Zelda. - Who are you supposed to be? - The vicar. - Do you even know what a vicar is? - Like a goalie, right? Look, that's enough. You make stupid jokes and sleazy innuendoes... ...and it's just not funny anymore. I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry. Maybe I could make it up to you by taking you roughly in the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Садко-богатый на английском - текст Волкодав из рода Серых Псов на английском - текст Его звали Роберт на английском - текст Беловы на английском - текст С глаз - долой, из чарта - вон! на английском |