it so they dont move.
I am gonna make them stay here.
Your strength kind of grown up.
Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't wanna do.
Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's..he is..
O..oh He..hey
We not talk about that now.
All right. Pooh?
Look. Monica and Chandler really love this house. You're not gonna talk them into staying here.
Hey hey. I can't convince people to do anything, you know.
I bet I can even get Mike to do that thing. What is it?
I AM NOT gonna help you do that! Oh my..
Hi. Em..I'm here to see Mr. Canbo with Goochie.
The reservation is probably under Goochie.
It..it's spelled like Gucky which can be confusing!
Mr. Canbo is not here yet. Let me show you to his table.
Oh my god. That's my boss. You have to set this somewhere else.
I'm sorry. This's always Mr. Canbo's table.
But my boss can not see me. I'm interviewing for another job.
I know, with Gucky.
Rachel?
Hah, Monodates!
That's great.
Yeah it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough single mam career.
You've got to get out there.
Well you got a..good energy.
Ah..oh
Rachel!
Yes. Hi
James Canbo
-Hi
-Hi
Execuse us.
-Please
-OK
He's cute.
So..your resume is quite impressive.
My resume..
I wouldn't..I wouldn't call my own night dating profile a resume.
Dating profile. I'm talking about the work resume..
La la...
Whatever happen to, just singing for no reason.
Maybe people found it weird.
Maybe
So..why do you wanna leave Rof Lauren?
What? I..I don't.
You don't?
No. I lo..love it there.
If you don't wanna leave, why are we having this lunch?
--That is my boss--
What?
--That is my boss--
That's  boss?
This place is so depressing. I had to work here I'd kill myself.
You obviously haven't.
How can I help you?
Em..I need to change my name please. I need to change it because I'm hiding from the law.
You're fine.
-Please fill out this form.
-OK
I just saw I don't know how it work exactly.
See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hunegen.
So is it supposed to be Buffay Hunegen or Hunegen Buffay?
It can be anything you want?
Wa.not anything? I mean.
Yeah..anything
Oh..this could take a while.
Get out of <> line.
Hey.
-Hey Phoebs.
-Oh not any more.
I changed it today.
Oh I'm sorry. Mrs. Hunegen.
Wrong again.
Apparently You can change it to anything you want so I thought..
here's an opportunity to be creative.
So Mit Princess Conswellis Bannanahammic.
That's we're gonna name the baby.
-Phoeby
-Not. Princess Conswellis.
-You seriously changed your name to that?
-Uh-huh.
Ok. So from now on we have to call you Princess Conswellis.
I know. I'm gonna have my friends call me .
Hey how did the interview go?
Not good.
You know, I always feel that way afternoon. I'll bet one better than you think.
Well, I didn't get the job at Goochie and got fired from Rof Laren.
That is bad interview.
What're you..what're you talking about? How this happen?
Well, my boss was at the same restaurant
where I was having my interview and he heard everything.
So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna let me go
because I'm not a teamplayer.
And I say "Wait a minute. No. Yes I'm".
And then I have to sit there for 45 minutes
while he proved that in fact..was true.
Oh god. I'm so sorry.
Hey, Wa..wo..W..what's this?
It's..it's a bottle of champagne!
Why is this here?
Ross?
I guess it's here because I got TENURE!
Congratulations.
This a single greatest day of my professional career.
Gunther, 6 glasses.
Six? You want me to drink?
Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good.
Ah..I'm gonna have a  in my coffee tomorrow.
Ooh..It's really champagne. And it's vanilla.
I got tenure and I didn't win the lottery.
Hey Rach. So..How did your thing go?
Oh..good. Yeah..but I'm not gonna hear about that for a couple of days.
Oh you know what, you're gonna get it. I..I can feel it.
Can you?
Honey here's to