him.
I mean, it could be the football guy.
Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel killer.
Alright, alright, let's say it is him.
Would we not want baby? No.
Would we treat him any differently?
I'll keep an eye on him.
- We have to find out which one the father is.
- How?
I don't know, there're tests for these things, right?
Yeah, but maybe we're just overreacting.
Easy for you to say. He's a father killer.
He probably loves his mommy.
He's probably got a tattoo says "Mom"
on the shovel wielding arm.
"We'll now count from 1 to 5: ....."
- "Good job!"
- Thank you.
Hey, Joey.
Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday
and I thought it about a lot know I was too inpatient.
So let's try it again.
Oh no, that's ok. I don't need your help.
I work it out on myself and I gotta say I'm pretty good.
Really? Can I hear some of them?
Sure, sure.
Ok.
See?
Alright, you're not, you're not...
Again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH!
Oh, well I think I am, yeah.
And I think I'm definitely gonna get the part.
How could you possibly think that?
For one thing, the guy on the tape said
I was doing a good job!
Hi, Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?
Sure.
You've been quiet all morning, is everything ok?
- You sure you are alright.
- Yep.
Ookay. Uhm, well I'm gonna go grab some breakfast.
- FYI...
- There it is.
In the future, when a girl asks for
some ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it.
Wait, wait, you're mad at me about last night?
I was just trying to do the right thing.
Really? Well it seems to me if you've done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed,
I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied.
- Well...
- Oh, stop that!
I can't believe this. What do you...
I was just being a good guy.
I treated you with respect and understanding.
Ahh, that is so hot.
Hey, I was looking out for you.
Oh, really? Well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl,
I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
I gotta say I have not had sex a lot times before,
this is the worst ever.
Oh really, really?
Well, it wasn't very good for me, either.
Oh, ok, you know, hey hey! You know what?
To avoid this little thing in the future,
let's just say you and me, never having sex again.
What?
That's right, sex is off the table!
I'm never having sex with you again.
Dr Green, are you feeling better?
Hey, how was lunch?
We had a good time.
BTW, I want to ask you sth.
It would really mean a lot to me.
If the baby is a boy, would you
name him after my father Jiminy Billy Bob?
Oh, really?
Noo. You were right, that was fun.
I'm gonna go finish packing.
So, is she gonna take the test?
No, she doesn't have to.
I found out who the father is.
Oh, God, it's Shovelly Joe, isn't it?
No, it's not.
How do you know?
Well, it turns out that
Erica didn't pay much attention in sex ed class.
Because the thing she did with the prison guy
would be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Oh, God. What was it? The thing
we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
The thing we never do.
Shovelly Joe.
- Whenever you're ready, Joey.
- Right.
I'm sorry, what's going on?
Dude, come on. French it up.
Joey, do you speak French?
You know what, I think this audition is over.
Uh, excuse me?
Uh, I am Ugeon Phillogne.
I was passing by when I heard this man speaking
the regional dialect of my French town of Estelloude.
You really think this man is speaking French.
Good job, little buddy.
That was some really good French.
But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Oh, alright. But my French was good?
It was great.
Merci.
- Emmas's down for the night.
- Oh, good.
So, I guess I'm gonna takeoff.
Hey, listen, just before you go, I...
Again I just wanna say 'thank you' for coming with me.
Oh, no problem.
And also, you know I...
I was thinking about what you said,
uh, you know, about the whole sex thing and...
Probably not a great idea to