there's a spot open for only one groomsman

and you have to choose between Ross and Chandler.

So, good luck with that.

What? What? No, no. I don't-- don't want to do that.

All right. I guess I have to find a new bridesmaid. /I'll do it!

Okay, it's 21:00 hours. Time for your toasts.

Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?

You had a bathroom break at 20:30. Pee on your own time, Mike!

Now... in regards to the toast, okay, you want to keep them short.

Nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches.

Okay, you just get in, do your thing and get out.

Is that what you say to chandler?

It's 21:01 and I am not amused.

Okay, the bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say.

Okay. Hello, everyone. And thank you all for being here tonight.

So tomorrow's the big event.

And some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start.

Um, yeah, my, um...

My friend Joey and I, decided to fix each other up with friends, so...

I-I... oh, okay. I, um...

I-I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen,

who couldn't be here tonight because...

it's not... not important. Well, she's in rehab.

Anyway, so okay, yeah.

So, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike,

only he didn't have a friend Mike, so he just brought, uh, my Mike. And, and...

but despite, you know, it got, it got good.

Okay, I want to take a moment to mention my mother who couldn't be here.

Oh, god.

And... and moment's over.

So, okay. Um... oh, no. Forget that. I can forget that, and, oh, this is funny...

but you need to know that to... to get that, so...

oh, well, okay, um...

I... okay... there... okay, Monica, I can't do it like this!

This is my wedding, okay? I don't want, I don't want this.

Or this. Or this. Okay?

I just wanted a simple wedding where my fiancee can go to the bathroom anytime he wants!

You know what, you're done. /What? /You're fired!

Cheers.
 

Hey. Happy wedding day!

Oh, happy my wedding day to you.

Okay, now, Joey, listen. This is going to be bridesmaid central, all right?

We're going to have hair and makeup going on in the bathroom

and, uh, oh, I had to move a couple things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.

Oh, man. I wouldn't have had breakfast if I k knew there was going to be corsages.

Hi. Um... about last night.

I know