band.
Yeah, ok.
What's the matter, you never saw
a fifty-year-old stripper cry before?
You know what, it's fine, we'll pay you.
No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding?
I should've hung up that break away jockstrap years ago.
What am I gonna do?
I mean, this has been my life for 32 years.
Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Oh wait, there's got to be sth else that you can do.
I mean, what skills do you have?
I don't know.
I can make my packs dance.
I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks.
I can go to that special place inside me
where I feel no shame.
So maybe sth in the office.
Or you could teach stripping.
You know? Share you gift, pass the torch.
Actually, that's not a bad idea.
I can do it outta my apartment.
I don't think my mom would mind.
There you go. You think you're gonna be ok?
Yeah, yeah, this is so weird.
You never know when it's gonna be your last dance.
And I don't even get a chance to finish it.
Finish it.
What?
Your last dance, do it for us.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, he deserves to do the thing he loves
one last time.
Ok. Alright, get ready, ladies.
Oh, this is so hot!
Oh, no, don't stop.
Have to.
Welcome to the winner circles.
Joey, Jean, you guys are ready?
- Yeah.
- Sure.
Ok, give me 60 seconds on the clock, please.
Ready? Go.
Oak, maple, elm, birch...
Uhh, I don't know, types of trees.
(Spanish Words)
Oh, I'm so sorry, I don't know any Spanish words.
A match, a candle...
Things that go "tze" when you put them out.
A torch, a bonfire... uh, your pee.
Things that burn.
I'd like to go for a walk.
Scratch my belly.
Dude, dude, I think you're loosing it.
Uh, I have fur, I like to bark.
Oh, What A Dog Says.
- Peperoni...
- Pizza toppings! Next!
Cindy Crawford , Christie Brinkly,
Hidey Clumn, Claudia shiffer.
Christie Tirlinton, Kate Marse...
Girls Chandler could never get.
- Supermodels!
- Where?!
Hey. Where's Rachel?
She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?
What? When was this?
1987. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Oh my god, that's wild.
Yeah, but it was like a million years ago,
so it doesn't matter.
- Well, it matters to me.
- Why?
Because the night you kissed Rachel was the night
I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
You kissed her that night, too?
Two guys at one night?
I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.
Seriously, where did this happen?
Ok. After you told me she was passed out in our room,
I went in there to make sure she was alright.
She was lying on my bed and all buried in people's coats.
Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead,
but it was so dark I accidently got her lips,
I started to pull away
but then I felt her start to kiss me back.
It was only for a second but it was amazing.
And now, now I find out that you kissed her first.
- Uh, wait, what bed you say she was on?
- Mine.
- I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
- No, she was definitely on my bed.
Why would I kiss a girl and put her on your bed?
Well, then who was on my bed?
Oh, oh, oh!
No, no, no!
Yes!
You were under the pile of coats.
I was the pile of coats.
Oh my god!
You were my midnight mystery kisser?!
You were my first kiss with Rachel?!
You were my first kiss ever?!
What did I marry into?
Oh, crap!






Oh, hey, Joey.

Mmm. Hey.

Listen, um, I need to ask you something.




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