don't care, we're not paying you $300 for this.
Well look, it's not my fault that you're too uptight
to appreciate the male form and all its glory.
Oh yeah, ok. I'm uptight, yeah,
that's why I don't wanna watch a middleaged guy
dancing around in what I can only assume as
a child's Halloween costume.
I may have borrowed this from my nephew,
but let me assure you what's underneath is all man.
I'm sorry, did you say all man or old man?
Oh, you're mean.
Oh, look, officer...
Oh dammit, ahh.
Big surprise, the hunk of beef has felings.
Applause.
Ok, Henriada, you picked Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill.
My friend Rachel has a kid,
I totally know nursery rhymes.
Joey, discribe these things
associated with the US Congress.
Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please.
Ready? Go.
(Legislature)
Ahh... Pass.
(Rotunda)
Pass.
(Filibuster)
Pass.
(Addendum)
Ok, the little thing that hangs on the back of your throat.
Uvula.
Oh, then pass.
(Joint Session)
Ok, Henriada, you didn't get all the points you needed,
so that means Jean,
you are going to the winner circle to try for $10000
and you are gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani.
You made out with Missey Golberg?
How could you do that after you promised me?
Excuse me.
That didn't make it sound gay at all.
You broke the pact.
Ross, it was 16 years ago.
That doesn't matter.
We're talking about the foundation of our friendship.
I believed the foundation of our friendship was
unfortunate hair.
Alright, look, if we're really gonna do this,
it's not like you never broke one of our pacts.
I didn't.
Oh really?
No.
Oh really?
No!
Agerin Turner!
Yes?
Hey.
I never did anything with Agerin Turner.
Oh please, and you knew how much I liked her.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Really? Remeber that big party? Freshman year,
a week before Christmas vacation?
I do. You had some visitors.
I can't believe we are at a real college party.
I have to pee so bad.
This is so awesome.
College guys are so cute.
Hey, you have a boy friend.
I know!
But if some guy looks like Corey Ham
wants to kiss me tonight, I'm gonna so let him.
Hey, look, it's Chandler.
You know, that stupid friend of Ross', said I was fat.
You know, I've already lost 4 pounds.
You could so totally tell.
I know!
Let's see maybe he knows where Ross is.
Hey, how is it going?
- Aren't you...
- Yeah, Rachel.
And this is Ross' sister, Monica.
We met at Thanksgiving.
Right.
So how are you doing?
Bitcher.
Hi, Monica.
Hi, Chandler. I mean, nice to see you... not.
Ok.
I'll see if I can find Ross.
Oh my god, Rach, bean bag chairs.
Do not let me sit in one of those.
We'll be here for days.
Listen, Agerin, you can't tell Chandler about this.
Oh, believe me, Ross.
I won't be telling anybody about this.
Cool.
I didn't know you knew about that.
Well, I did. And I hurt.
That's why I wrote the song
"Betrayed in the common room".
Man, I'm sorry.
Look, it's a long time ago.
So, I made out with Agerin and you made out with Missey.
Well, I guess we're even.
We are even, right?
Just one more thing,
I was so pissed at you that night
that I wanted to get back at you,
so I thought who does Ross like more than anybody.
What did you do to my mom?
Not her.
I am sooo drunk.
That's weird, I had the same of beer as you do
and I don't deel anything at all.
So, you girls are having fun?
For your information, ass much.
I lost 4 pounds, maybe 5 with all the dancing.
Somebody ordered a pizza?
Oh, that's me.
I'm so not gonna do good on my SATs tomorrow.
Well, maybe you can go to school here next year,
we can totally hang out.
Oh yeah, there's a plan.
Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now.
Wow, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship.
Oh, what a lying...(mouthing Oh My God)
So, where are you applying to?
Well, you know, I kinda think it's really important
that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sorta...
Hey!
I'm in college, I'm in a