scalp!
Fine. So you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Again, let's journey back.
As I recalled, what Rachel said was she never noticed the shape of your skull before.
And Joey, well, Joey didn't reallise there was anything different.
You know what, I don't care. I like it like this. And I'm gonna keep this.
You're just jealous because your hair can't do this.
Owww!
- Hit yourself in the tooth?
- And the eyes.
Hi. There she is. Emma,OMG, I miss you.emma, I miss you so much.
Did you have a good time with granda Green?
Did she give you a bottle of Anti-Depresent to use a rattle?
That was one time Ross and it was only like 5 milograms.
Oh, hey, Emma, Daddy had some presents for you. Okay, okay.I want you to wait right here.sweetie.
Ross, actually there is something that I really need to talk about.
Ok, shoot.
Okay, alright here is the deal.
Oh, no.
What is it?
Oh major shampoo explosion.
Oh look Ross this really isn't easy.
Oh it's all about everything.
Why, why me.
Because you took 300 bottles of shampoo?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you were saying?
Well, yeah, it's about me and ...
oh not another one!
Oh it's moisturizer,it's even harder to clean!
Why , why the bad things happen to good people?
Wow, well clearly this's not the good time.
Not to think.
Okay ,bye.
Alright, so Mike's on the way over.
You thought you guys are meeting here.and he thought you're meeting at the restaurant.
you know, doesn't really matter who's right or wrong.
The point is, I'm gonna take off.
I'm not letting you leaving until you tell me what's going on here.
I mean are you guys getting back together or something?
Alright.
Suzie, can I call you Suzie?
My name is Precious!
I can't say that.
Suzie...I'm gonna be straight with you. Mike and I are back together.
And unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him and he's very sorry about that.
And wish you the best of luck with all your endeavors.
I just can't believe this. Why?
well, I don't
Why would he do this?I mean what's wrong with me?
Nothing, there's nothing wrong with you.
I mean , what's the hell am I supposed to do now?
Damn it, woman ,pull yourself together!
Have some pride for the love of GOD!
Okay, not the fan of the tough love.
I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
But he didn't really know. I mean he wasn't planning on coming barbados and proposing to me.
He propose to you?
This's the worst birthday ever!
Look, Precious, Mike's not worth this.
You're attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it Mike's kinda a wing.
I mean he proposed to me while he's still seeing you.
He was gonna break up with you in your birthday.
And I don't like to kiss-and-tell.
but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
OMG you know, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him
I deserve be treated with respect.
Screw you , Mike, YOu're coward and bastard and I hope you rot in hell.
You're welcome
Honey. You've been in there for a long time. Is everything okay?
Not really.
- I have a problem.
- Really?
What happened?
Well, I was dancing around, and singing "No Woman, No Cry"...
And I got stuck.
You can't move at all?
Oh, I can move.
I guess so.
- Some of these look a little frayed
- Yeah I tried to gnaw myself free.
-Hey.
-Hi.
So, did you tell Ross.
No I tried but he had a shampoo related emergency.
So I guess now it's your turn again.
Nooooooo, I think it's better for you to tell him.
You know it's easier for a woman .
I mean you know if he getss mad , all you have to do is go
I didn't mean it, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, that's what we do.
Alright, okay, how about this, how about this,
Tomorrow, tomorrow we both go and we'll tell him together.
Okay, sounds fair, that just means once again we...
I know, I know,,
That's okay, I mean we can control ourselves.
we're not animals...
No! Of course we can wait. Alright so I guess that means good night then.
Yep. Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.