live.
Yeah, but so is this.
Yeah, I mean if you move there you have to leave here.
How can you leave this place?
Come on Daddy, listen to me.
It's like all of my life, everyone has always told me,
'You're a shoe! You're a shoe,
you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'
And today I just stopped and I said,
What if I don't wanna be a shoe?
What if I wanna be a... a purse, y'know?
Or a... or a hat!
No, I don't want you buy me a hat.
I'm saying I am a ha... It's a metaphor, Daddy!
You can see where he'd have trouble.
Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
Well, I guess we've established
she's staying here with Monica.
- Your money's mine, Green.
- Your fly is open, Geller.
You guys, you know what I just realized?
'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J'. Coincidence?
Hey, that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!
Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
That had to hurt!
Hey, it's your Thanksgiving, too.
Y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.
We will.
Okay, Rachel, you wanna
put the marshmellows in concentric circles.
No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles.
I want to do this.
Every year!
It's stuck!!!
Easy. Step. How did it get on?
I put it on to scare Chandler!
Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out.
Plus, it smells really bad in here.
Well, of course it smells bad.
You have your head inside a turkey's ass.
Hey, did you get the turkey basted...
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Who is that?
It's Joey.
I got it! How about, if we win,
they have to get rid of the rooster.
Oooohh, that's interesting.
If you win, we give up the birds.
But if we win, we get your apartment.
Deal!
What was Monica's nickname
when she was a field hockey goalie?
Big fat goalie.
Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie...
Dangerous Liaisons.
Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...
- Weekend at Bernie's.
- Correct.
All right, Monica categorizes her towels.
How many categories are there?
Everyday use.
Fancy.
Guest.
Fancy guest.
Two seconds.
Uhh, 11!
11, unbelievable 11 is correct.
Chandler was how old
when he first touched a girl's breast?
14?
- No, 19.
- Thanks man.
Joey, had an imaginary childhood friend.
His name was?
Maurice.
Correct, his profession was?
- Space cowboy!
- Correct!
What is Chandler Bing's job?
10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
It's umm, it has something to do with transponding...
Oh-oh-oh, he's a transponce...transpondster!
That's not even a word!
I can get this! I can get this!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Y'know what, you are mean boys,
who are just being mean!
Hey, don't get mad at us!
No one forced you to raise the stakes!
That is not true. She did! She forced me!
Hey, we would still be living here
if hadn't gotten the question wrong!
Well it's stupid, unfair question!
Don't blame the questions!
Would you all stop yelling in our apartment!
You are ruining moving day for us!
Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window!
I saw what you were doing to my sister!
Now get out here!
Wow! Listen, we had a good run.
Four? Five months?
I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime!
So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then!
Hey Ross. What's up, bro?
What the hell are you doing?!!
Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Well, I think, I think
Ross knows about me and Monica.
Dude! He's right there!
I thought you were my best friend,
this is my sister!
My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!
Look, we're not just messing around!
I love her. Okay? I'm in love with her.
I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way.
I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.
My best friend and my sister!
I cannot believe this.
Well, this is the last box of your clothes.
I'm just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall
and write that on Chandler.
Hey you guys, I don't mean to make things worse,
but umm, I don't want to live with Rachel anymore.
What?!
You're