the elevator opens up
right into the living room.
No, what's...what's he like?
Oh, he's okay.
Do you remember my old boyfriend, Mark? / Yeah.
It's his Dad.
Ha! Well, so he's got to be...
Old? Yeah.
But he travels a lot so he's hardly ever there.
Pretty, I 've got to tell you it sounds a little bit
like you like the apartment more than you like ...
Myron.
Um, yeah, I told you he was old.
Ugh, sit down. Sit down.
Oh honey, you know. I once also almost married somebody
that I didn't love.
Do you remember Barry?
Remember him?
God, we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Sometimes just nodding is okay.
Um , so but anyway, listen. Not marrying Barry was
the best decision that I ever, ever made.
Honey, Amy, you, you deserve true love
Your, your soul mate is out there somewhere
Someone that is your age that is smart that is fun
and that, that you care about.
You're right. You're right
I'm going to do it /Okay
I'm going to marry Myron and keep looking for Mr. Right.
Okay
Okay. Let's keep talking
Excuse me. Anniversary.
Excuse me. Anniversary.
Um, yeah.
Sir, could you, could you move your Nachos.
They're on my seat.
It's my anniversary.
Here we are.
Can't believe it's been a whole year.
I know.
This has been the best year ....
This has been the best year of my life / Me too.
I've never thought I'd love someone this much
I feel the same way
You're so generous and kind
and you're amazing in bed!
It's our anniversary.
Knicks fans. Please turn your attention
to the big screen on the scoreboards.
Someone has a special question to ask.
Oh, how lame!
Oh, it's so tacky and impersonal.
Really?
Oh, it's the worst way to propose.
Excuse me.
Hey. Here's my recommendation, here.
And I think you would be very, very happy.
It's the longest I've ever spent on a computer
without looking at porn.
I don't, uh, understand.
Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for you.
It doesn't make any sense.
Of course it does. It's smart.
I used the thesaurus
On every word?
Yup
Alright. What was this sentence originally?
Oh. "They're warm, nice people with big hearts."
And that became "They're humid, preposessing
homo-sapience with full-sized aortic pumps."
Yeah, yeah.
And hey, I really mean it, dude.
Hey, Joey. I don't think we can use this.
Why not?
Well, because you signed it, "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani"
Honey, why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart
and just be yourself?
You know what? You don't need the thesaurus.
Just right from here.
Your full-sized aortic pump.
Amy, hi.
I took your advice. I left Myron.
Oh, good for you! / I know!
I'm Erin Brockovich!
Yes, you are!
Oh, I'm so pround of you / Oh, thank you.
So can I stay with you?
But Erin Brockovich had her own house.
Ah...look who's back.
Why do you have bags?
Rachel, why does she have bags?
I'm staying with you guys.
What?
We're going to be roomies. Come on.
Slept out here?
Well, Amy kept kicking me in her sleep
yelling "Myron, get off"
But, uh, we're getting rid of her, right?
Rach, please tell me we're getting rid of her.
Joey, I can't do that!
Oh, come on!
Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said
" Whoa, whoa, whoa.
The moment on the lips, forever on the hips"
I don't need that kind of talk in my house.
Joey. Look, I know that she's difficult.
But I think it's really good that she's here.
Cause we'll appreciate it more when she's gone?
No, it's just ...Look, you know, when I first moved to the city,
I was a lot like her.
I was spoiled, self-centered
and you guys really took care of me.
Yeah, Monica made us.
Well, whatever.
I really appreciate it cause
I don't think I would be the person that I am today
if it wasn't for you guys
So you know, I want to help Amy for you guys helped me
And I know it's going to take patience but that's okay
Good morning / Yeah
Amy, that's what I was supposed to wear today.
That's why I hung it on the door.
Oh,