that's silly. That won't be her real birthday.
Gee, if only she were one and had no idea
what the hell the birthday was.
Come on, you guys. This is really important to us.
Oh, I'm sorry but Chandler and I
could really use a weekend away.
You know, to reconnect.....emotionally.
There's this thing I really want us to do.
I read about it in Maxim.
What? Can't you just go to Vermont the next day?
Yeah, we want everyone to be there
As much as I hate to delay your doing
weird sex stuff to my little sister.
And I mean, you know, you guys, this is a big deal.
I mean, how can we have her first birthday party
without her aunt and her uncle?
Alright, we'll stay.
We can just drive up after the party.
Fine but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing
because of this party...
Believe me that is not why we won't be doing that.
Friends 10x04 TOW the CakeTranscribed by Kevin Kim
You know Pheebs.
When I was little, on my birthday,
my daddy would hide a present
in every room of the house,
and then he would draw a treasure map
to help me find them all.
Oh...I love family traditions like that.
When, uh, when Ursula and I were kids,on our birthday,
our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food.
Hey you guys
Hi
Hey I brought the camera for Emma's video.
Oh, good, good! We have this idea to make a birthday video
for Emma and we'll give it to her when she's 18.
Oh, cool! Wow! It's like a time capsule.
Yeah
Oh, just think! She's gonna be watching that video
on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet.
With friends who right now are just like babies
And they'll be living in a floating city
that the humans built to escape the ant people.
That's the hope!
So is, uh, Emma awake yet?
Oh no, it's still nap time but she'll be up soon.
Ah, where's Joey?
I said it's still nap time.
Hey, there's uncle Joey.
Hey
Hey, say something to Emma
on her 18th birthday.
18, huh?
Joey, no!
What? What? It's for her hot friends.
When they see this, you'll be fifty two.
And starting to think about settling down!
Hey Joey, will you please set this up
for people to put Emma's presents on.
Love to. Yeah.
We were supposed to bring presents?
Yeah. I wrote Emma a song.
Oh, yeah. How was I supposed to know?
Joey, it's a birthday party.
Yeah but for a one year old. What's the point?
The other day she laughed
for like an hour at a cup.
Just, just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it
dressed as a farmer.
And he's standing next this cow.
The cow says "Elmoooo"
Man..
That's a funny cup.
Hey
Hey
Where's the birthday girl?
Oh, she's still napping.
Oh, sure. She was probably up all night
excited about the party she knows is happening.
Look, I know that you guys really
want to get to Vermont
and this isn't a really big deal to you.
But it really is to us. Okay?
Emma will never have her first birthday again.
Alright. You're right. We're sorry.
Now let's wake up Emma and
get the fun time started!
No, really she didn't sleep well last night
so we can't wake her up.
Are you friggin' kidding me, Green?
Hi
Hey
Glad you came.
I can't believe Emma's already one!
I remember your first birthday.
Ross was jealous of all the attention
we were giving you.
He pulled on his testicles so hard
we had to take him to the emergency room.
There's something you didn't know about your dad.
Hey, hey, Mr. and Mrs. Geller.
Let me help you with that.
Thank you.
Oh, man. This is great, huh?
Three of us together again?
You know what would be fun?
If we gave this present to Emma from all of us...
Which one are you?
I can't believe Emma's still asleep.
I know! What are we going to do?
I've got a plan.
I've got a plan.
I'm going to ram this platter
really hard onto your ribs.
You're going to scream out
and that will wake her up.
I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica.
Hey, Pheebs. You know what?
I was thinking since you wrote a song
maybe I could do somthing for Emma using my talents.
So you're gonna...