cantalk, we make each other laugh, and the sex.
Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but Ithought that was great.
It was.Then, what's the problem?
Ethan, it's um...
it's icky.
Icky?
You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?
This isn't easy for me either.
I wish things were different, I If youwere a few years older, or if I was a few years younger, or
if we lived in biblical times,I would really...
No, don't say it.
...love you.
Are you're hands still wet?
Uh, moist, yeah.
Let's dry 'em again.
A hall on the floor where Chandler works.Chandler and Phoebe enters, andoverhears some employees's conversation.One of them is doing Chandler.]
Uh, like, could these margaritas be any stronger?
Hey, Chandler.
Hello, Mr. Bing.
Loved your Stevie Wonder last night.
Thanks.Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on mydesk by nine o'clock.
Sure.No problem.
You have to give 'em something, you know.
Okay, now that was Gerston,Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?
Petrie.Petrie, right, right.
Okay, some people gonna be working this weekend.
Oooooooooh.
Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh.
Huh, Ross!
Ross?
I'm here.
You are.
Well, um We, we, we were just... Wow!
What?
Great, now I'm having a baby.
What?
Ooh, Ooh.What?
I'm having... I'm having a baby.  I'mhaving a Where's the phone?The phone?
I don't know where the phone is.
Ross?I'm hurt.
Monica, let's go.Come on now people, woman in labor.
Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.
What are you doing?We're going to a hospital.
What, so I can't lokk nice?There might be doctors there.
Joey, get out of the fridge.All right, all right.
What is that?For the ride.
Yeah, like in a cab...Save it.Okay, hating this.
Monica, come on now.Let's go, baby coming.
I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt.I'm gonna have like a nephew.
That's nice. Get out Let's go, come on.All right, I'm going. I'm going.
Here we go, here we go.
Rossy, Rossy.She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.
Do we have to know about that?
Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?
I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars.
Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.
God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab.
Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction
and then fifty cents for each additional con....
What, it's ok when Chandler does it?
You have to pick your moments.
- Did I miss it, did I miss it?
- She's not even here yet.
What's with the guitar?
I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical.
Where the hell have you been?
- We stopped at the gift shop.
-gift shop?
I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Oh, Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.
I used to have that bumper sticker.
You see what I mean.
Stop for the Chunkys.
Let it go, Ross.
I got an extra one. You want this?
No.
Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing?
Dr. Franzblau, hi.
So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby?
Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start.
How you doing with your contractions?
Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
59 seconds. Quartz, ha.
Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Am I allowed to drink anything?
Ice chips, just ice chips. They're at the nurses' station.
- I'll get it.
- No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips.
Thanks.
And if you need anything else, I---- do not believe we've met.
Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
It is nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblau.
I'm your