acting
a little strange lately--
You know, doing odd things.
Like what?
Well, it seems
that's he's becoming
a little obsessed
with playing with dolls.
You know, it's weird.
l think l can help you
with that.
Really?
He uses the dolls
to look up girls' skirts.
l caught him
doing it yesterday.
Oh. Oh, well,
that's a relief.
But l'll keep
an eye on him, okay?
Thank you.
Does Sylvester
ever see his father?
No. No, not since he was 2.
His father lives in California.
That is far away.
Mm-hmm.
Well, if you give me
his name and number...
l could talk to him
about taking
more interest in his son.
That's very kind,
but l don't think so.
But it's tough on Sylvester,
don't you think?
No.
No, what's tough on Sylvester
is his father left us
for another man.
Are you married,
Mr. Kimble?
No, l'm not.
He's not married, Mom!
Welcome to Astoria...
the single-parent capital
of America.
Thank you for your time.
l pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the United States
of America...
and to the republic
for which it stands...
one nation, under God...
indivisible...
with liberty
and justice for all.
Are these all your lunches?
You mean you eat other
people's lunches?
Stop it!
Now we're going to do
something extremely fun.
We're going to play
a game called...
''Who is my daddy
and what does he do?''
Yes?
ls your daddy a fireman?
He's probably big.
ls he a wrestler?
A basketball coach?
No, no.
What's the matter?
l have a headache.
lt might be a tumor.
lt's not a tumor!
lt's not a tumor at all.
What l meant was...
you tell me who is your daddy
and what does he do?
Oh.
Get it?
We start right here. You.
My dad repairs cars
driven by women who are pinheads.
My dad doesn't do
anything since the crash.
My dad gives money to people
that doesn't have money...
then people use that money...
then they give
other money back
and they give the same amount
of money back to my dad.
My dad doesn't live
with us anymore.
He lives in New York
and drives a taxi.
My mom hopes he's going to die
real soon.
My dad watches TV
all day long.
My dad works on computers...
and he's, um, the boss
of his company...
and, um, he has a mustache
and a beard.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
He doesn't have that
much hair because--
and he--
his head is so big
that he can't wear any hats.
My dad's divorced.
My mom's divorced.
My dad, um,
is a psychologist...
and he helps people
that are hurt
or lost their feelings...
and, um, that's it.
Our mom says that our dad
is a real sex machine.
Good.
l don't know
what my dad does.
l haven't seen him
in a long time.
He lives in France.
My dad is a gynecologist...
and he looks at vaginas
all day long.
Mi papа trabaja
en la casa...
y иl juega conmigo mucho.
Thank you.
Very good.
Okay. Next, uh--
What's his name
with his back to me?
His name's Zach Sullivan.
He doesn't like anyone
to talk to him.
He's a poo-poo head.
He's a poo-poo face.
He's a ca-ca poo-poo.
He's a poo-poo ca-ca.
- Poo-poo ca-ca!
- Poo-poo ca-ca!
- Poo-poo ca-ca!
- Poo-poo ca-ca!
Quiet.
That's enough.
Hey, Zach.
Did your daddy
teach you this game?
Come on, Zach.
Let's all play together.
lt's so much more fun.
Leave me alone!
What's that?
lt's a fire alarm!
Come on, come on.
Everyone together!
Come on.
l'm on fire!
Come on. All together!
l'm on fire!
Very straight.
Very straight.
Come on, come on.
Get all together.
Everything together.
Come on.
Come on. Quiet.
Quiet! Come on.
Shh! Quiet.
Well, we're all glad
the kindergarten class
could join us.
That's four minutes.
You should be ashamed
of yourselves.
All the other grades...
your times were an improvement...
but they're still
not good enough.
but they're still
not good enough.
l'm very disappointed.
All right, let's get
back into school.
Mrs. Sullivan!
Mrs. Sullivan!
So the doctor says
it's a stomach flu.
l'm fine. l can
eat anything l want.
Let's find a restaurant.