them up?!
- They are of a different color!
- I’m color blind.
You are color blind. So what?!
- Can’t you distinguish red from green?
- I can’t.
You’re a transvestite Masha
And this means
…that happiness
will come by your place too today.
You’re a transvestite Masha. It
doesn’t cry, it only hums popular songs.
All right, Ivan Andreevich Burdun,
Lieutenant general, district commander.
Slava, I know all this.
What did you notice?
- Here’s what I noticed. – Look at this
funny thing. Comfortable. – What thing?!
Come on, Slava
I didn’t mean that. Let’s go.
In 1988 in Germany Burdun exchanged
a mortar and three AK-47 assault rifles…
…for a cut-glass chandelier
and a copy of Rubens painting.
- Not enough. – Not enough?
- Come on, give me more.
From 1990 until 1993
he was the commander...
...of one of the units in this district.
During this period of time
cable of total length of 120 kilometers
disappeared from that base…
…The cable was a unique alloy
of palladium and iridium used for
establishing special communication.
- Those are extremely expensive metals.
- Well, great.
- No, they are dozens of times
as expensive as gold. - Very good.
- Why would they make cable out of them?
- I don’t know that.
Just remember those times.
Army was a priority.
No, no, now we won’t be able
to prove anything. What’s gone is gone.
- Anya, did you get
through to the commander? - No.
- You must do that! – I’m trying.
- Keep trying.
I have to control everything.
So you?.. Oh! You’re working.
All right, the concert started.
Greetings to the manufacturers
of alcoholic beverages!
Come on, guys, let’s make some noise
for the proletarian underground.
[Singing:] My parents named me Kolya,
And my life was pretty tough.
It took my old my old man a couple
of years to drink himself to death.
My mom went that way too pretty soon.
So I had to seek education myself.
It’s understandable that I didn't
find all my friends in the museums.
We were just boys,
just snot noses.
- Interesting! – We take our pride
in our cognac "Starry night".
- Interesting! – Just hold it in
your mouth and You’ll feel a subtle…
…yet rich taste.
Pour in more so he has
enough to sample in his mouth.
- Maxim, are you drinking again?
- No, I’m just sampling.
I was lured by a criminal way of life.
I learned some tricky games and judo.
In short, given all that
I could’ve stayed in jail forever.
- Don’t! – Here’s a sample.
20 grams, 50 brands. - Oh, ok then.
But this is one liter!
Interesting! I couldn’t taste it well.
I sing these awesome songs.
We’re noble singers of our people,
we wear comfortable knickers.
In the presence of such civilized guys
like us I ask you not to cuss.
- Listen, what if we do it vice versa?
– What do you mean?
- Give him an award.
- What award?
- Well, this Burdun, did he do
anything good? - I don’t know.
- Well, take a look, please.
- All right.
Ok, in 1982 he was
a military advisor in Syria.
- So what? – Nothing.
- There's nothing more about him.
- Try to find something else.
- Ok. – Well? – Wait!
What if the award found its hero?
- What do you mean? –
Syrian authorities found him and
awarded him a medal...
…in Syria for being a… good boy.
And on many happy days to come…
…they’ll remember our names.
Nikola Sokol was with you!
Come on, proletariat!
Come on!
Distillery rules!
It’s my fault that we didn’t welcome you
the way we should have.
I’m sorry – I got caught up in things.
- Let’s have a drink… - We have
an emergency every five minutes here.
Our product engineer just spoiled
50 tons of port wine.
Added some dye for the lemonade to it.
50 tons of green port wine!
Can you believe it?
That’s not the point, guys.
The most important thing –...
...the day after tomorrow we are
presenting a new port wine brand.
One hour live on the air,
press conference, a lot of reporters.
And it’s green!
Borya, is there gonna
be a lot of reporters?
Reporters