make me so special.
I don't even have to floss.
What?
"The wretch,
concentered all in self...
Living,
shall forfeit fair renown...
And, doubly dying,
shall go down...
To the vile dust,
from whence he sprung...
Unwept, unhonor'd, and unsung."
Sir Walter Scott.
- You don't like poetry?.
- I love poetry.
I just thought that was Willard Scott.
I was confused.
Do you think I'm acting like this
because I'm egocentric?
I know you're egocentric.
It's your defining characteristic.
Are you guys ready?. We better get going
to stay ahead of the weather.
Thanks, Larry.
Would you like a doggie bag?
- I'll stay here and finish.
- I thought you hated this town.
It's beginning to grow on me.
Larry, quit staring.
These are excellent.
Did you see the groundhog
this morning?
I never miss lt.
What's your name?
Nancy Taylor.
And you are?
- What high school did you go to?
- What?
- High school.
- Lincoln, in Pittsburgh.
- Who are you?
- Who was your senior English teacher?.
Are you kidding?
- Your 1 2th-grade English teacher was--
- Mrs. Walsh.
Nancy. Lincoln. Walsh.
Thanks very much.
Lincoln High School.
I sat next to you
in Mrs. Walsh's English class.
I'm sorry.
- That's amazing.
- You don't remember me, do you?
I even asked you to the prom.
I was short,
and I've sprouted.
Gosh! How are you?
Great.
You look terrific.
You look very terrific.
- I have to do this report.
- Are you a reporter?.
I'm a weatherman
with Channel 9 Pittsburgh.
I should have known.
That's great!
Maybe later we could--
Whatever.
Stay right here.
Promise me?
I'll be right back.
Wish me luck.
Good luck!
Who's Rita?
How should I know?
Is this some kind
of one-night stand?
On the contrary, Nancy.
I love you.
I've always loved you.
This is gonna seem sudden, but...
Nancy, Will you be my wife?
Whatever.
A gust of wind.
A dog barks.
Cue the truck.
Exit Herman.
Walk into the bank.
Exit Felix. Stand there with
a not-so-bright look on your face.
All right, Doris, come on.
Fix your bra, honey.
That's better.
"Felix."
"How you doing, Doris?"
"Can I have a roll of quarters?"
Ten, nine, eight--
Car. Six, five--
Quarters.
Three...
two--
- What?
- Did I bring out two bags or one?
I don't know.
I thought we were going
to a costume party.
It's like I said,
I love this film.
I've seen It
over a hundred times.
I told you to call me Bronco.
Sorry, Bronco.
My old fiance.
They never remember me.
- That will be one adult and--
- Two adults.
Who, as legend has it, can predict
the coming. of an early spring..
Who, as legend has it, can predict
the coming. of an early spring..
The question we have to ask ourselves
today is, "Does Phil feel lucky?"
Rita, if you only had one day to live,
what would you do with it?
I don't know, Phil.
What are you dying of?.
I mean, the whole world
is about to explode. What do you do?
I want to know
where to put the camera.
Are you looking
for a date for the weekend?
I'm just interested in you.
What do you want? What do you like?
What do you think about?
What kind of men
are you interested in?
What do you do for fun?
Is this for real or are you trying
to make me look like a fool?
I'm just trying to talk like normal
people talk. Isn't this how they talk?
- Close.
- So talk to me.
Let me buy you a cup of coffee.
- And a donut.
- All right.
What do you want
out of life?
I guess I want
what everybody wants:
career, love, marriage, children.
Are you seeing anyone?
I think this is
getting too personal.
I don't think I'm ready
to share this with you.
How about you?
What do you want?
What I really want
is someone like you.
- Please.
- Why not?
What are you looking for?.
Who is your perfect guy?.
First of all, he's too humble
to know he's perfect.
That's me.
He's intelligent,
supportive, funny.
Me, me, me.
- He's romantic and courageous.
- Me also
He's got a good body, but doesn't look
in the mirror every two