I know?
- Enlighten me.
- Because you radiate this sexual vibe.
If you wanted to, you could be a girl,
like that.
Ray, this is 1987. Did you know that a
girl can be whatever she wants to be?
- I know. My mom's a plumber.
- That explains a lot about you.
I have an enormous amount
of respect for her.
Just sit here and act like you like me.
OK. That'll be absolutely no problem.
Hello.
- Keith. Hi. What's up?
- Are you busy?
No, we were just talking.
What?
I'd like to borrow your car.
If you have something to do, I can
come back and pick you up in an hour.
Where are you going?
I'd like to give Amanda a ride home.
By the way, congratulations, dude.
She's smokin'!
Thanks.
Is that OK?
I'd appreciate a couple of bucks for gas.
Sure. Is...
I'll come back in about an hour?
It's just time,
not like it means anything.
Thanks.
- So you got to wait around an hour?
- If I want to.
Do you know how much damage
we could do to each other in an hour?
It's a revolting thought, actually.
Really? What's revolting mean?
- Oh, my God. Get your hands off me.
- Do you want to come over?
For spring break?
Are you out of your mind?
That's it. I'm taking you to Aspen.
Amanda. Hello.
W-would you like a ride home?
Well, I'm going home with Shayne.
Shayne, this is Keith.
Keith, Shayne.
Hello.
Hi.
Well, I was hoping we could talk.
Why don't you call me?
OK.
Why don't you go with him?
OK. I'm sorry. Where's your car?
- Well, I'll... I'll pull around.
- OK.
Thanks a lot.
- What?
- You made me look really stupid!
This is the perfect opportunity to back
out. Tell him you're back with Hardy.
I'm not back with Hardy.
Tell him the truth, that you used him.
I didn't use him.
You didn't use him
to get away from Hardy?
It wasn't deliberate. I was mad and he
stepped in. It was bad circumstances.
OK, regardless, the longer you wait
to kill it, the worse it's gonna be.
You saw his face.
He's completely deluded.
Unless you're really interested in him.
Please, please.
The car won't start.
Well... Wait.
Shayne. Shayne!
Look, I gotta get home.
I really do. I'm sorry.
No, I understand. It's fine. It's fine.
I'll see you later.
Can I have a ride?
What happened to Prince Charming?
Keith! Come on.
You mean... It's OK?
Come on!
- There's no door.
- Get in.
- So where are we going?
- Home. Oh...
- Where's that?
- D Street.
It's around the corner...
under the bridge from my house.
Those are nice earrings.
Oh, thank you. They're not mine.
I borrowed them from Shayne.
They're real.
Tell him.
Tell him.
What?
Isn't there something you wanted
to say to... Sorry, what's your name?
- Keith.
- Oh, yeah. Keith.
- You want to back out of the date?
- No.
If you want out, I'll understand.
I wouldn't have asked you out
if I didn't want to go.
I don't want out. Do you?
No.
That's my house, on the left.
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
- You OK?
- Yeah.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Thanks.
That was swift. I gave you a window
to throw him out of and you went limp.
Maybe you can do that, but I can't,
at least not in cold blood.
Well, then I guess you got yourself
a new boyfriend.
Hi. Did you come to see my brother?
Oh, my God.
What? No. I mean,
we just dropped him home.
And he told you we live here?
He is so modest, he kills me.
I suppose he didn't mention
our ancestral estate in Scotland
or our apartment in Paris.
So modest!
Hi, Ass Face.
- I just saw your girlfriend outside.
- Did she say anything to you?
That's for me to know
and for you to find out.
- Mom!
- Tell me!
Look...
How far are you going?
To the nearest gas station.
Wonderful. How far is that,
Russia or something?
Don't worry. You're young.
Not any more. You'd better give me
your phone number after this.
- How you doing?
- All right.
- You nervous about something?
- No.
- You look nervous.
- No, I'm fine.
- Do you always come to school early?
- No. Do you?
- Never.
- So why today?
I wanted to