about this,
this wouldn't have happened.
This whole thing is a fairy tale.
Come on. I thought we were skipping last period.
the story of the birth of jesus is sacred,matt.
It's the foundation of all christianity.
Saying that jesus was a mud baby is like pissing on the bible.
you're not supposed to take it literally.
The story's for kids.
Jesus is santa claus for adults.
do you know who santa was before he became the marketing tool he is today?
St. Nicholas,the patron saint of charity.
But by 1930,when coca-cola got ahold of him,
he suddenly became this big fat-ass in a red suit,
flying around with a sleigh and reindeer,
totally corrupting the holiday and mocking any religious meaning behind it.
you're kidding.
no,i'm not.
It's a perfect example of what happens when we don't protect our history.
When we don't protect our truth,
it can be rewritten.
We have to do something.
the messiah?
Liz,i thought you were an atheist.
i kind of go on the wagon around the holidays.
You miss out on too much good music if you don't.
And it puts me in a very forgiving mood.
well,in that case,i'm glad it's on.
All right. Shall we suck the pringles out of the kringle?
oh,sorry,maestro.
We started the performance without you.
are you ok? You look like somebody dumped a lump of coal in your stocking.
julia's pregnant.
what?
she came in earlier for a flu shot,
i ran a blood panel as a precautionary measure,
and the lab just called and said she was pregnant.
did you tell her?
liz,you can't say anything.
i think julia's gonna be able to figure this out for herself.
How long ago did she and quentin start seeing each other?
shit.
yeah.
no,shit,i hit something.Look.
what does it feel like?
i don't know. Like a tumor or a hernia,maybe?
that's no hernia.
what are her vitals?
heart rate's increasing.
we're gonna have to open her up.
I'll go talk to santa.
all right,we're gonna need a laparotomy tray.
consent signed.
We're going in.
10 blade.
what the hell is that?
that's not growing out of her uterus,is it?
oh,my god.
it looks like somebody else didn't realize they were pregnant,either.
heads up.
nice catch.
i gots the good hands,baby.
oh,don't i know it.
we have to do it,i guess.
i know i'm supposed to call,
but i... took a chance.
I thought you'd want these's the handmad from when the kids were little.
great
decorations to hang.
annie said you guy already trimmed the tree.
yeah,well,you know how it is,sean.
Everyone starts out with good intention
and eventually I'm all by myself,
eating all the cookies and get things out loud to puking
by the way,have you seen matt's baby ornament?
I mean,maybe it's in here,
but i don't know what could have happened to it.
Do you think it's bad luck lose your baby's first ornament?
Is that like losing your wedding ring?
julia,the blood panel came back.
You're pregnant.
pregnant with a...
what did you call it?
a lithopedion.
Litho meaning stone,pedion meaning child.
You had a... petrified fetus inside of you.
how does something like that happen?
at some point,you had an undinancy and the fetus died.
Through some fluke,
it remained in your abdominalnd just cavity just calcified over time.
jesus,mary,and joseph.
How long has it been in there?
i'd say at least 15 years,
maybe even 20 due to the level of calcification.
The pathology lab will be much more precise.
i'm sorry. This is kind of hard to believe.
I don't believe it
Evidence is pretty Irrefutable
i'm not pretending the virgin mary
but what i'm saying is,i...
i just didn't expect this.
i have a colleague,a very good doctor who can good care of...
i'm not ready for that conversation,sean.
i'm just trying to be helpful,julia.
I'm probably state it obviously here,
but quentin is not someone you want to have...
please,don't say any more.
do you want this baby?
I always Wanted a baby
Both of us did.
We were told it wasn't a possibility.
Was it boy or a girl?
after