little more complicated than that.
Oh, really?
'Cause I thought if you had a dick, you were a guy.
And, if you had a pussy, you were a-- I don't know.
What do I know? I know shit.
Some medical circles believe that
even if transsexuals like Ava modify their bodies
- to physically resemble a woman's...
- Oh, yeah. Right, resemble.
They still can't reproduce or change their sex chromosomes,
which is technically what distinguishes a man from a woman.
Excellent.
So the best blowjobs I ever got were from a guy.
Ok.
What matters is how she views herself, Matt.
Changing public perception may take some time.
Thanks for the clarification.
Matt...
Dad, you should have told me when you found out.
I made a deal with her, Matt,
that I'd keep her secret and do the surgery if she agreed to leave.
I didn't want to hurt you.
You put your patient's confidentiality before your own son!
What kind of father would do that?
Oh, right. I forgot.
Not a real one.
Quentin did an awesome job.
Your scar's almost completely gone.
Well, maybe you should have asked Quentin to do Kiki.
I'm just asking you to meet her.
- It.
- She has a soul.
She mimics hand gestures and slings her poo.
What is it with you and this animal?
She is an outcast from her tribe, and she is suffering because of it.
I know what that feels like.
Ok, I just want to point out that it was you who compared yourself to a gorilla, not me.
You think you've got nothing in common?
She's gonna be attacked and killed, and you can't relate to that?
Lucky for you those tats are homemade, homie.
Yeah, lucky.
Yellow and green is tough,
but the black absorbs 100% of the light.
It's pretty impressive, huh?
How's our little scarface doing?
She's ready for her close-up.
You want a go?
Yeah.
Matt?
Matt?
Matt?
Matt, I want to talk to you in person.
Can I please come in?
Hello, Matt.
Want a hit?
That's sweet of you.
Granny has to hold on to what few brain cells she has left.
Erica, you used the "g" word.
Sounds awful, doesn't it?
Still I am your grandmother.
Although I'll admit I haven't been a very good one.
Oh.
Mom called you about Ava.
She doesn't often ask for my help, you know.
I figured that was worth a 3-hour flight.
Oh, what the hell. Brains are overrated anyway.
You kids today, you have no idea what great weed tastes like.
Were you a hippie, Erica?
Do you mean did I protest the war?
Did I dare to go outside the bounds of accepted behavior?
Make up my own mind about whom to share my body with and why?
You bet your sweet ass I was.
That's what's so wonderful about being young.
There are no mistakes, only research.
My research has led me to conclude, doctor, that I get hard for hermaphrodites.
Oops, transsexuals. Excuse me.
She was quite a conquest. Breathtaking beauty.
She was so strong.
The way she held me.
So, you were attracted to her masculine side.
- Never mind.
- It turned you on.
It's quite natural for a young man your age to experiment.
How else will you discover how the adult body works?
That you have nerve endings that pleasure you?
- Your nipples, your anus--
- Ok, stop it.
Enjoying anal stimulation doesn't make you a homosexual.
Are you worried you might be?
You know what? Never mind.
Listen to me. I don't care what kind of sex you have or with whom,
but if you're so appalled by your own feelings that you deny their existence,
they'll run your tight little ass for the rest of your oppressed middlebrow life.
Do you want a safe life
or an authentic one?
Steroid cream, morning and night.
So when do you start?
That guy changed his mind.
I don't know. I guess he never thought I'd do it, you know?
When I showed up, he said it didn't feel right.
There are other jobs, Marlon.
Yeah. Yeah, like this woman, this old lady from church,
she says she needs someone to walk her dogs,
and I even put on a tie for the interview.
Father Ortista told her about how I cleaned up. She said,
"oh, come on. A leopard