monkey Watusi And what about the frug Do the mashedpotato What about the bugaloo Oh, the Bony Maronie Come on, let's do the twist Twisting Shake it, shake it, baby Okay, man. We'll take these axes. Naturally. And as usual, I gotta take an IOU. You guys go inside. Get yourselves a bite. I've got to make a phone call. Does this phone call concern our fii rst gig? Have I ever lied to you? What are we gonna do, man? We don't got no gig. How much money you got? - I got a quarter. - That's enough for a phone call. Come on. - What are you doing? - You said we were gonna make a call. I said I was gonna make a call. Who are you gonna call,Jake? Do you remember Maury Sline? Sline? Booking agent? What about him? He got us some good showcases in the old days. He got us the Morgan Park. He got us the Ticktock. I got him laid. He owes me. Give it a shot. There's got to be at least seven dollars' worth ofchange here. Sir. - What did you fii nd out? - Okay. I called a friend at the Motor Vehicle Department. That license plate is like a rash all over the computer. The car belongs to a known traffiic menace. - What's his name? - His name is Elwood Blues. He's got a record a mile long. And he's a Catholic. - Did you get his address? - Ofcourse. 1 060 West Addison. Let's go. Anybody with that kind of record is gonna make a mistake. I want all party members in the tristate district... to monitor the city, county and state police on their CBs. Mr Blues is gonna fuck up. And when he does... he better pray the police get to him before we do. We been in this car for three hours now. Where is this place? I told you it'd take a little while to get there. - What's the name ofthe place? - The name ofthe place is-- Bob's Country Bunker. - Here we are. - Bob's Country Bunker? The sign says, ''Tonight only, the Good Ole Boys.'' Blues Brothers! It should read, ''Tonight only... the Blues Brothers' triumphant return.'' Must be some kind of mistake. You guys unload the stuff. Elwood, come with me. What can I get you boys? You thirsty, hungry orjust driving through? Maybe you'd like a beer or something a little harder? We happen to make the state's best pepper steak. No, thankyou, ma'am. We may be sucking back a few beers later on. We'll be here all night. You see, we're the band. You are? Gee, that's nice! Hey, Bob, this is the band! All right! What kind of music do you usually have here? We got both kinds. We got country and western. Jake, are you sure this is the place? Yeah, sure. This is the place. - Hi! You the Good Ole Boys? - That's us! The rest ofthe band's in the parking lot getting our stuff. Well, I'm sure glad to have you boys here. I'm Bob and this here is my place. Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob! I guess you wanna get your steel guitars and everything set up on stage. Claire, get up and turn those stage lights on and get these boys going. Chicken wire? What do you say we have a sound check? Excuse me, sonny. I'll give this to you. You're the tallest one. Okay. What is it? That there is a list ofthe songs... that you boys will be playing tonight. I don't think we know any ofthe songs on this list. This list doesn't mean anything. They'rejust requests. Do our regular set. First tune. ''Give Me Some Loving.'' One, two-- One, two, three, four. Shit! What are those damn freak pecker heads playing? Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're glad to be here tonight. We're the Good Old Blues Brothers Boys Band from Chicago. We hope you'll like our show. I'm Elwood. This is my brotherJake. Well, my temperature's rising Andmy feet on the floor Crazypeople knockin ' 'Cause they wantsome more Let me in, baby ldon't know whatyougot Bettertake it easy 'Cause thisplace is hot Andl'm soglad we made it That ain't no Hank Williams song! Give mesome loving Get off the stage! Everyday Why'd they turn off the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Приключения Бакару Банзая в восьмом измерении на английском - текст Леди Джейн на английском - текст Альтовая соната. Дмитрий Шостакович на английском - текст Всемирный квартирный кошмар на английском - текст Дракула Брэма Стокера на английском |