Good to have you here.
Elwood Blues is a menace
to decent people.
We'll get him, sir. That's a promise.
Every lawman in two states
is on this border.
Let him try to get past this roadblock.
Roll up your windows.
How long can we stay down here?
How long can you hold your breath?
Am I right?
Yes, sir.
I said, am I right?
Yes, sir.
I can't hear you!
Yes, sir!
You may think we're just a group
of sorry son-bitches...
...out here jerking each other off.
Or you may just think
that we know something.
I'll tell you something else.
The federal government has a computer.
This computer is wired...
...to a computer in Jerusalem...
...and Moscow.
There's something in the river.
Where?
I saw something under the water, sir.
Son...
...it's okay to be nervous.
There are enough explosives in that boat...
...to blow up every post office
in the country.
But nobody knows we're here.
Nobody knows our plans.
You guys having a picnic?
Don't shoot! You might hit the boat!
What boat?
That's the international Jewish,
communist conspiracy in action, people.
One of their spy satellites
picked up our location.
Kill them!
- Did you hear something?
- Nope.
- You sure they'll come?
- They're booked here. They'll come.
More stunts coming up...
...and only 20 minutes
until the wonderful Bluegrass Brothers.
These will make us look
a lot more bluegrass.
I'll fake some fiddle on my keyboard.
We go on after the last car stunt.
How will Elwood, Mack and the kid...
...get to the stage
with all the police around?
I like the car this color.
It's temporary camouflage, that's all.
All right. Go on.
Lots of heat here.
Maybe we ought to skip this gig.
That would be unprofessional.
Park it somewhere dark.
Now...
...the Devil Drivers' star, Rick Avery...
...does the triple-ramp loop
through the ring of fire!
Now the county fair is proud to present
tonight's musical entertainment...
...the Kentucky Bluegrass Brothers!
What's with the hats and beards?
You look like ZZ Top.
Sline booked us in here
as a bluegrass band.
Thank you so much, and howdy.
Howdy!
Howdy.
Howdy!
Good to see your smiling faces.
We'd like to see you a little bit closer.
Come on down out of the stands.
Come close to the stage.
Bluegrass?
Riders.
Duck, mountain tempo in A minor.
"That old cowpoke went ridin' out
one dark and windy day
"Upon a ridge he rested
as he went along his way
"When all at once a mighty herd
of red-eyed cows he saw
"A plowin' through the ragged skies
"And up a cloudy draw
"The ghost herd in the sky
"Their brands were still on fire
and their hooves were made of steel"
Excuse me. Step aside.
Take your men behind the stage.
"A bolt of fear went through 'em
as they thundered through the sky
"For they saw the riders comin' hard
"And they heard their mournful cry
"Ghost riders in the sky
"Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred
their shirts all soaked with sweat
"They're ridin' hard to catch that herd
but they ain't caught 'em yet
"'Cause they got to ride forever
in that range up in the sky
"On horses snortin' fire
"As they ride on hear their cry
"Ghost riders in the sky"
Step aside! Comin' through!
Excuse me.
Thank you!
Everyone into the Bluesmobile!
Stop them!
Elwood!
We'll get them, sir.
Sline says their next job is at a place called
Queen Moussette's.
Queen Moussette's.
That's it. She's bone dry.
I'd like to be. Let me out.
Where are we?
Five miles north of Panther Burn,
Mississippi.
What's the plan?
We start walking.