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both feet
at the same time.
- Just use the gas.
- Okay, one foot.
- One pedal at a time.
- Okay! I will do it!
Pick up the phone,
the phone.
The little thing down on
the right that's making noise.
This is Vincent's car.
Can I help you, please?
- Julius!
- Vincent, where are you?
Look in your rear-view mirror.
You see that little dot?
That's me.
Hello, yeah. Hello!
What are you
doing back there?
There's going to be a lot of
lights coming up, a supermarket.
- Supermarket.
- Take your foot off the gas.
Apply it to the brake.
It's the thing next to the gas.
The brake pedal.
- Very gently.
- You got it.
Bye, Vincent.
All right.
Okay, it's a supermarket.
Ohhh!
Ohhh!
That's what I call fun.
Did you see me
with the two wheels?
I can teach
you that, Vincent.
Julius, let me tell you
something about America.
Nobody likes
a smart ass, all right?
So, what do you think?
Angel's food
or devil's food?
Devil's.
- You know what
I really love about Vince?
- What?
He's a force of nature.
- You're outta control.
- No, I'm not.
That poetry he pretends to write,
they're old song lyrics.
I know. Geez,
you think I don't know that!
- I don't think you know that.
- Well, I do.
It's this style thing.
That's how he expresses himself.
And he means it, even if
he doesn't know he means it.
- Vince has a truly romantic soul.
- I can't hear this anymore.
Well, don't, 'cause if you
had a boyfriend like I have,
you'd make him a cake
and he'd love it...
and you'd get laid.
- Ah!
- Excuse me.
Excuse me.
She's not bad.
I had no idea
that these magazines...
had things like
this inside, inside them.
You didn't? Where've you been?
A desert island?
I come from a tropical island
in the South Pacific.
It's around 300 nautical miles,
south, southwest of Fiji.
I just got here yesterday
and I already found my brother.
Your brother?
That's right.
My twin brother, Vincent.
- Twins?
- Vince!
- Linda.
- Hi.
Oh, you look gorgeous
in this light.
- You do.
- Really?
Hi. Who's this guy?
This is Vincent's brother.
- I didn't know you had a brother.
- Me, either.
You know each other?
Allow me to introduce
these lovely ladies.
- This is Linda.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Her charming sister, Marnie.
Sisters?
Twins?
Are you sure
this guy's all right?
He's okay.
He's helping me out.
He's from outta town,
kinda latched on to me.
Okay, well, great seeing ya.
Catch ya later.
Great seeing ya.
Catch ya later.
Oops!
I've only been
driving an hour.
- Linda's your girlfriend, isn't she?
- Yeah, kinda.
- Is Marnie your girlfriend, too?
- Marnie?
Marnie hates my guts.
She kinda likes you, though.
- Me?
- Yeah.
- She hardly knows me.
- That's the best way.
You see,
women love men...
who are mysterious
and devious.
Keeps them on their toes.
-It excites them. You know what I mean?
-No.
- You do like women?
- Very much so.
They're strange
and sensitive.
They have compassion.
I have the highest
respect for women.
You're a virgin!
That's private.
A 230-pound virgin.
It's all right.
It's something--
It's just one
of those things.
Oh, Julius.
My little baby poodle.
Such a baby cat.
Look, did I neglect you?
Not anymore. Come on.
That's a good little pussy cat.
This is sweet Julius.
Okay, here you go.
You named
your cat Julius?
The secret to take-out eggplant
parmesan is extra cheese.
- There we go.
- That much cheese?
Oh, yeah.
The more cheese, the merrier.
There you go.
I know you're probably used to
growing your own vegetables...
and spearing fish on the lagoon,
but here on the mainland,
we just nuke it.
That's it. Here we go.
Feast your eyes.
Dinner is served.
- Yummy.
- Yeah.
- Ahhh!
- Ahhh!
Through the lips, over the gums,
look out--
Look out stomach, here it comes.
Ta-dum!
- Julius!
- Oh, I like nuked food.
- Mm-mmm!
- Mmm!
Now let me get
this straight.
One of our fathers was
a famous football player?
- Yes!
- And
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