both feet at the same time. - Just use the gas. - Okay, one foot. - One pedal at a time. - Okay! I will do it! Pick up the phone, the phone. The little thing down on the right that's making noise. This is Vincent's car. Can I help you, please? - Julius! - Vincent, where are you? Look in your rear-view mirror. You see that little dot? That's me. Hello, yeah. Hello! What are you doing back there? There's going to be a lot of lights coming up, a supermarket. - Supermarket. - Take your foot off the gas. Apply it to the brake. It's the thing next to the gas. The brake pedal. - Very gently. - You got it. Bye, Vincent. All right. Okay, it's a supermarket. Ohhh! Ohhh! That's what I call fun. Did you see me with the two wheels? I can teach you that, Vincent. Julius, let me tell you something about America. Nobody likes a smart ass, all right? So, what do you think? Angel's food or devil's food? Devil's. - You know what I really love about Vince? - What? He's a force of nature. - You're outta control. - No, I'm not. That poetry he pretends to write, they're old song lyrics. I know. Geez, you think I don't know that! - I don't think you know that. - Well, I do. It's this style thing. That's how he expresses himself. And he means it, even if he doesn't know he means it. - Vince has a truly romantic soul. - I can't hear this anymore. Well, don't, 'cause if you had a boyfriend like I have, you'd make him a cake and he'd love it... and you'd get laid. - Ah! - Excuse me. Excuse me. She's not bad. I had no idea that these magazines... had things like this inside, inside them. You didn't? Where've you been? A desert island? I come from a tropical island in the South Pacific. It's around 300 nautical miles, south, southwest of Fiji. I just got here yesterday and I already found my brother. Your brother? That's right. My twin brother, Vincent. - Twins? - Vince! - Linda. - Hi. Oh, you look gorgeous in this light. - You do. - Really? Hi. Who's this guy? This is Vincent's brother. - I didn't know you had a brother. - Me, either. You know each other? Allow me to introduce these lovely ladies. - This is Linda. - Hi. - Hello. - Her charming sister, Marnie. Sisters? Twins? Are you sure this guy's all right? He's okay. He's helping me out. He's from outta town, kinda latched on to me. Okay, well, great seeing ya. Catch ya later. Great seeing ya. Catch ya later. Oops! I've only been driving an hour. - Linda's your girlfriend, isn't she? - Yeah, kinda. - Is Marnie your girlfriend, too? - Marnie? Marnie hates my guts. She kinda likes you, though. - Me? - Yeah. - She hardly knows me. - That's the best way. You see, women love men... who are mysterious and devious. Keeps them on their toes. -It excites them. You know what I mean? -No. - You do like women? - Very much so. They're strange and sensitive. They have compassion. I have the highest respect for women. You're a virgin! That's private. A 230-pound virgin. It's all right. It's something-- It's just one of those things. Oh, Julius. My little baby poodle. Such a baby cat. Look, did I neglect you? Not anymore. Come on. That's a good little pussy cat. This is sweet Julius. Okay, here you go. You named your cat Julius? The secret to take-out eggplant parmesan is extra cheese. - There we go. - That much cheese? Oh, yeah. The more cheese, the merrier. There you go. I know you're probably used to growing your own vegetables... and spearing fish on the lagoon, but here on the mainland, we just nuke it. That's it. Here we go. Feast your eyes. Dinner is served. - Yummy. - Yeah. - Ahhh! - Ahhh! Through the lips, over the gums, look out-- Look out stomach, here it comes. Ta-dum! - Julius! - Oh, I like nuked food. - Mm-mmm! - Mmm! Now let me get this straight. One of our fathers was a famous football player? - Yes! - And ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Охранник на английском - текст Кудряшка Сью на английском - текст Котёнок по имени Гав на английском - текст Берлин на английском - текст Анна Каренина на английском |