right?
As long as I keep my pants on.
Now, man!
Come on, or I'm gonna drop her.
You know he's gonna do this.
Then we let him kill us. That's what
he wants, and there's dignity in that.
As long as we keep on our pants.
(woman sobs)
Now!
I'm tellin' you, stop screwing around
and throw me your goddamn pants!
I just threw you my pants!
Can I help it if you can't catch?
- You did that on purpose.
- Right. That's exactly what I did.
I know you.
Now!
See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
So you have a better arm than I do.
But I was a better hitter and you know it.
Come on. Move! Move!
Hurry!
- (woman screams)
- Move!
Move!
Shit! We lost our suspect,
our keys, our car, our pants!
It coulda been worse.
We coulda been shot!
This is great. This is great.
- There's never a cop when you need one.
- I never needed one before.
Garcia, I said one backup.
One backup! You bring the Rose Parade!
You never called for a backup before.
(chuckles) We figured there was a riot.
Get in the car.
Would you get in the car, Mr Backup?
Get in there.
(wolf whistle)
Costanzo, where'd you rent those knees?
You two may be quitting
too late instead of too early.
I have seen it before. Short-timers'
disease. Lookin' forward to good times.
- You're getting careful.
- We are not.
- What's wrong with that?
- Careful gets you killed.
- Worry about being shot, you get shot.
- We didn't get shot.
- You got scared outta your pants.
- He had a hostage.
We did what we had to do.
You have been the wild men
around here for a long time.
Time to pass the torch. I'm bringing in
two replacements for you to train.
I want you to give 'em
a crash course on your turf.
Go out with some class.
How long's it gonna take you
to get this thing out on the road?
You want a miracle, right?
A little Bondo, a few taps with a hammer...
- She'll be good as ever, right?
- Wrong. It sticks out like a sore thumb.
- Might as well be a blue-and-white.
- Hey, Ace. I want some improvements.
What? A sunroof? Turbo charger?
Laser weapons? What?
- I don't know what I want.
- Lemme tell you what you want.
You wanna come and go like the wind.
Invincible, invulnerable, invisible.
And I want it Thursday at nine.
- It won't be invisible till five.
- See you then.
(Ray) This is it.
- (Danny) Call me if you need backup.
- I can handle it.
- May I help you?
- Yeah. I'm looking for a Mr MJ Thomas.
MJ Thomas is a Ms, not a Mr.
What do you want, pal?
If that's the way it's gonna be, fine. Officer
Hughes. I have a warrant for her arrest.
- What?
- Unpaid parking tickets. Lots of 'em.
I've told her a million times...
It's for you.
She'll be here in a minute.
- How did you find me?
- I'm a detective. I find people all the time.
- You know, your boyfriend's an asshole.
- I seem to attract 'em.
- You trying to ruin my relationship?
- No! You don't need me for that.
- What do we do now?
- I have a friend who can guarantee...
...that you cannot be bailed out
until tomorrow morning.
Key West was unbelievable. We finally
found a job where it's OK to drink on duty.
- We bought our own bar.
- Sounds great. Can I come visit?
Florida's outside my jurisdiction.
Maybe I can have you extradited.
- What? You couldn't find a girl to arrest?
- He's saving himself.
Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you
- Happy birthday, dear Ray...
- (applause)
- You didn't have to do that.
- I know. I wanted to.
- Where's your fiancй?
- Anna, this is Maryann.
- Hi.
- She's my prisoner.
- She's Danny's ex-wife.
- Maybe he's flossing.
I never miss Ray's birthday. You and
Peter Pan aren't gettin' any younger.
- She's gettin' married.
- Wanna know what she's marrying?
Not him again?
Then it's an improvement.
- Anna, when's the big day?
- In June.
What a shame we can't be there.
- We'll be in Florida.
- What are you gonna do in Florida?
We bought a bar. We're gonna retire.