it`s not even Saturday night. Alice, you drive me crazy. Has Daddy`s little girl been naughty tonight? George? Who you talking to? How dare you! Are you crazy? Did you think you were gonna get away with it? That`s how you do it! l`ll put a stop to that. You`ve ruined my life! You`ve ruined my furniture! You`ve ruined my clothes! My family likes you more than they like me. Why? All you do is drool and shed and eat. You`re never getting out of there again. Never! Do we understand each other? Hey, little buddy. How ya doin`? Thank you. Good work. -Vernon! -Come on, Harvey. -Can l tell you something? -What? -l don`t like it when you tease the dogs. -Are you some kind of animal lover? We`ve developed a new type of ammunition. lt explodes on contact. We`d like you to use this revolver for the tests. We want to know the extent of the damage at close range. You wanna know how messy it is. l presume you can get dogs with big skulls for the tests. Newfoundlands, Great Danes, St. Bernards. Large dogs are difficult to come by... ...harder to manage. l`m sure we`ll be able to handle it. -Mr. Newton? -Yes. l`m Dr. Varnick. This must be Beethoven. He`s a magnificent animal. Magnificent! Magnificent! -ln for his shots? -That`s right. He`ll be a little groggy this evening. That`ll be nice. Perhaps you should leave him overnight for observation. -l`d be happy to. -Dad! lt`s just a shot. He`ll be okay. Let`s take him home. He`s scared and wants to go home. l wonder if l might have a word with you privately. Sure. Good dog. Take good care of these nice people. They aren`t gonna hurt Beethoven, are they? Nothing could hurt Beethoven. Please, sit down. Mr. Newton, have you.... Have you noticed anything strange about your dog lately? You know, l mean, he`s destroyed my life. l wish l was kidding. That`s very funny. St. Bernards have been heavily over-bred. There`s been quite a bit written about certain behavioral problems. What kind of problems? l don`t know how to say this, but l`ve had to put down several over the past months. They have a tendency to turn on people... ...attack without provocation. l only mention this because you have children. Good boy! George, come on. Beethoven isn`t even remotely dangerous. He`d never hurt the kids. He might take a bite out of you, though. First snarl, first any kind of weirdness and he`s gone. Weirdness? What should l watch for, his wearing my clothes around the house? Good boy! You guys are gonna love Devonia. l don`t need a baby-sitter. How come you gotta go back to work, anyway? There`s no point of us going into this with a bad attitude. Hi there, you little cutie! Don`t you worry about a thing. We`re gonna get along great. Right, kids? l`ll be back before dinner, so it`s not that long. We`re gonna do neat stuff. l was hopin` we could sing a tune together. You like music? What kind of music? How about Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass? Oh, sorry. l am a nut for the disco beat! Okay, kids, be good. -You`ve had some time to think and-- -And we made our decision. We wanna get in bed with Newton Auto Air Fresheners. Excellent! That`s just great! -Thank you very much. -As quickly as possible. We can meet our lawyers today and have the papers drawn up. That`s excellent! Let us take you out to dinner. Are there any good restaurants in this burg? Restaurants. What? -Why don`t you come to our house? -We`ll barbecue. Barbecue! Let`s live dangerously! Well, our food may not be great, but it`s not dangerous. l hope it`s better than this espresso. Help! Help, somebody! l love you, too. Thanks, Beethoven. You saved my life. But you better go home now. Mom said to stay in the backyard. You kids might be interested to know that l am a performer... ...Saturday nights at the Padded Zebra. Gosh! Emily`s in the pool! The pool? -Emily! -What are you doing in the pool? Get out this ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Стюарт Литтл на английском - текст Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон. Собака Баскервилей. на английском - текст В синем море, белой пене... на английском - текст 48 часов на английском - текст Торжество на английском |