most.
-Hi, kids.
-Hi, Dad.
-Can he sleep in my room?
-No, he`s sleeping in my room.
-l`m the oldest. He`s sleeping in my room.
-He`s not sleeping in anyone`s room.
Listen to me a minute.
We are `"people`" people here.
We are `"goldfish`" people.
We`re `"ant farm`" people.
We`re not `"dog`" people.
Dad, why can`t you just give us a chance?
You`re always saying
we have to have responsibility.
That`s true.
lt`s my decision. l mean, l`ve decided.
l knew it!
Better think of something to name him.
When he destroys my house,
l wanna know what to call him!
-Thank you.
-This is temporary.
This is temporary until we find the owner.
Okay, the dog`s name will be....
-What is it?
-What`s his name gonna be?
You can`t change it. That`s the rules.
Okay. Emily?
Did you do your name in a crayon?
l don`t think words for parts
of the body make good names.
But he`s got one of those. l looked.
l`m sure he does, but l don`t think Daddy...
...wants to stand on the front porch
at night yelling that out.
But that`s what you call Uncle Richard.
Okay, the dog`s name will be....
You asked for my input.
-What?
-Nothing. Let`s just call the dog Rover.
-Mom, please, M.C. Hammer.
-Ultimate Warrior.
M.C. Hammer? No, no, Rover.
He doesn`t like any of those names.
-Right! Like you can read his mind!
-Ryce!
Emily, what does the dog
want his name to be?
This is ridiculous! lt`s a dog.
He doesn`t have preferences!
Call him Ding Dong.
He wouldn`t know the difference.
Yes, he would!
He`ll tell us what he wants to be called.
Beethoven.
Roll over. Come on, boy. Roll over.
You!
No, no, no!
lf this business is gonna grow,
we need more money.
They`re talking about $25,000.
l said, `"That`s no good.`"
They said, `"No?`" l said, `"No.`"
lf this is gonna take off,
l need some capital, not a Band-Aid.
They said, `"What kind of figures
are we talking about?`"
l said, `"$150,000 sounds
like a good neighborhood to me.`"
You really said that?
This is a business.
What am l gonna do with $25,000?
Advertising, signs, but l`m optimistic.
-Ted, get down here.
-Where`s my shoes?
-l don`t know, honey, just backtrack.
-Mom, please?
Look behind the bathroom door.
-Daddy?
-What?
He wants you to scratch his head.
You know, l don`t wanna scratch his head.
Back off, back off!
But he wants you to.
Sometimes we don`t get what we want.
That`s not how it works.
lf l don`t get this deal, l`ll kill myself!
Honey, don`t talk like that
in front of the kids.
lf l can just get them to smell the stuff.
Air fresheners are visceral products--
-l got a great idea.
-What?
Can l have karate lessons?
l didn`t get any bacon.
What do you want karate lessons for?
Brenda`s littler than me,
and she`s got a green belt.
Why don`t we skip the lessons
and get you the belt?
No! Come on!
He slimed me! He slobbed! Look at this!
Don`t worry about it.
l`ve got dog drool on my pants!
l can`t meet with Vanguard Capital
with dog drool on my pants!
-Just change your pants.
-l`m gonna change my pants.
l had a schedule and now it`s gone.
l`ll never have that again!
-Just change, George.
-l`m gonna change my pants.
Then l gotta change my jacket.
lf l change my jacket, l change my shirt.
lf l change my shirt, l change my tie.
l have to change my belt, shoes and socks.
Just change your pants, George.
l don`t need you to drool all over me,
for God sakes!
You`re so smart!
What am l telling you about?
Listen to me!
Bye, honey.
Sorry. Good luck.
A little Kleenex or something.
Hi, puppy.
Thirsty, huh?
Easy, buddy. Save some for the fishes.
Look at Tom. He`s wide open. Shoot it!
Put it up. Put it up!
-This guy`s all over me.
-Shoot it.
Yeah!
All right, that`s it. Hit the showers.
Give me 10. Let`s go, hustle.
Hi, Mark.
-You`re sweaty.
-You like it?
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