Maybe we ought to hold on.
Come back tomorrow.
Exactly.
They're coming for us!
Go, go, go, go!
Beethoven!
Beethoven, get back here! Beethoven!
Whoa!
Oh! What the... Oh, man.
I cannot be...
Uncle Freddy,
what are you doing up there?
I'm just hanging upside down 'cause I
like it. Hold on a second. Don't worry.
I- I-I got it.
Get me down.
- I got rope burns on my butt.
- I'll cut you down.
What am I, a sack of potatoes?
Garrett, no, no. No.
Garrett, do not cut...
The rope.
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm fine.
What's with Beethoven?
Please! Help.
Come on.
Help me. Help!
Come get this tank off of me!
Come on, Beethoven.
Off. Off, off, off. Here.
Oh, my God. Whoo!
Cora?
That's Crazy Cora.
Freddy?
Why is she crazy?
Are you out of your mind?
Those aliens could abduct that young
little girl just the way they did it to me.
Never mind.
Unlike everyone else,
she's really crazy.
What I want to know, Cora, is what's
with all the traps around here?
Did I catch you?
Oh, maybe you did
and maybe you didn't.
Well, too many people
sneaking around up here of late.
The wood creatures don't like it.
They told me so, telepathically.
Hmm. Well, you know
what I think, Cora?
I think it's you don't want any people
around here looking at your still.
- What still?
- Hey, I was just reading about stills.
Is it a pot still or a column still?
Well, I won't confirm or deny
that I have a still.
But if I did have a still,
of course it would be
a column still.
- Do you single or double distill?
- Well, I don't distill since I don't have a still.
Uh, but if I did have a still,
I'd triple distill for smoothness.
- Now, if you had a theoretical still...
- Oh, what the hey.
Why don't you just
come and have a look at it, kid?
What's a still anyway?
It's kind of a homemade whiskey warehouse.
Oh.
Business has been slow, Freddy.
Really?
I was hoping you were a new customer.
So, all these people...
are looking for Rita and Moe's cash?
That's a hoot, huh?
Don't they know
Rita and Moe took it with them?
Cora, you can't take it with you
when you go.
No, they took it with them...
to Cleveland.
Or maybe it was Kansas City.
No, no.
They drowned right here.
You can't believe what you read in
the papers. No, my daddy told me...
they got away, they settled down,
they raised a family.
Probably joined the P.T.A.
Rita and Moe must have been
living on easy street.
- There's no loot?
- But Beethoven found this $10 bill.
They're long gone.
The Elohim...
The most holy
of all the extraterrestrials.
They saw it all...
and reported it back to my daddy.
Well, we gotta be pushing off, Cora.
But I'm sure business will pick up.
Ew, that stinks.
Oh!
You were right, Freddy.
Business did just pick up.
Uncle Freddy, you stink.
Smells like you've been
to a few too many happy hours.
Oh, no. I do not believe this.
What's wrong? I can't
letJulie smell me like this.
Somebody else has gotta be driving.
Garrett, have you got your license yet?
I wish. I'm only 12.
Oh, no. This looks bad.
This looks really bad.
Beethoven?
Whoa! Freddy?
What have you been doing?
I- I can explain.
This is Cora's moonshine.
I can smell that.
Out of the van.
Man.
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself, Freddy.
With the kids?
I am not drunk, okay?
This is all Beethoven's fault.
Oh, great.
- Now you're trying to blame the dog?
Arms out. Eyes closed.
I do not drink and drive.
Right forefinger to your nose.
Is this really necessary?
Left forefinger to your nose.
- Satisfied?
- Right elbow to your nose.
- What?
- Do it.
It won't reach.
Stand on one foot.
- Can you hop?
- Oh, ha, ha, ha.
All right. All right. I get it.
Very funny.
So, you found nothing on the Net?
Nothing we didn't already know.
That's why I thought we might have
to approach it the old-fashioned way.
It looks normal, but this is Quicksilver.
What's the catch?
Wait till you see inside.
The building was donated