Really.
I was... impressed.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, l... I think maybe l...
Sorry. I've gotta get this.
Sheriff. Yeah.
Right.
Nice try, big fella.
It's pretty simple.
One talisman for you, one for me.
Salt for you, salt for me.
Nettle for you, nettle for me.
Pa-kua for you, pa-kua for me.
We now have
maximum ghost protection.
I don't think Mom
would want me to go.
She'd want me to stay home.
Wait. I forgot to give you
the most important thing.
The Peruvian Crystal.
Wow. What is it again?
It's the Peruvian Crystal.
It's from the lost city of Machu Picchu.
Not only does it ward off ghosts,
it also protects you against all danger.
Just remember,
it's gotta be on you at all times.
But what if something goes wrong?
Come on. You've gotta come.
You comin'
We need you.
All right, kids.
I got your fiashlights right here.
Freddy, what did you have for dinner?
Nothing.
I don't smell anything.
Yeah, I smell garlic.
What is that?
Oh, you big traitor.
Okay, sure. I've got a little garlic
here just as insurance
to keep the ghosts away.
Come on. Let's go.
I thought you didn't believe in ghosts.
And garlic's for vampires.
There are vampires?
Okay, Beethoven,
get a good whiff of this...
and then show me the money.
I'm smelling a new Ferrari
and a liquid plasma TV.
Come on.
What is it, boy?
Do you see that?
Yeah.
Maybe we ought to hold on.
Come back tomorrow.
Exactly.
They're coming for us!
Go, go, go, go!
Beethoven!
Beethoven, get back here! Beethoven!
Whoa!
Oh! What the... Oh, man.
I cannot be...
Uncle Freddy,
what are you doing up there?
I'm just hanging upside down
'cause I like it.
Hold on a second. Don't worry.
I-l-I got it.
Get me down.
- I got rope burns on my butt.
- I'll cut you down.
What am I, a sack of potatoes?
Garrett, no, no. No.
Garrett, do not cut...
The rope.
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm fine.
What's with Beethoven?
Please! Help.
Come on.
Help me. Help!
Come get this tank off of me!
Come on, Beethoven.
Off. Off, off, off. Here.
Oh, my God. Whoo!
Cora?
That's Crazy Cora.
Freddy?
Why is she crazy?
Are you out of your mind?
Those aliens could abduct
that young little girl
Just the way they did it to me.
Never mind.
Unlike everyone else,
she's really crazy.
What I want to know,
Cora, is what's with
all the traps around here?
Did I catch you?
Oh, maybe you did
and maybe you didn't.
Well, too many people
sneaking around up here of late.
The wood creatures don't like it.
They told me so, telepathically.
Hmm. Well, you know
what I think, Cora?
I think it's you don't want any people
around here looking at your still.
- What still?
- Hey, I was just reading about stills.
Is it a pot still or a column still?
Well, I won't confirm or deny
that I have a still.
But if I did have a still,
of course it would be
a column still.
- Do you single or double distill?
- Well, I don't distill
since I don't have a still.
Uh, but if I did have a still,
I'd triple distill for smoothness.
- Now, if you had a theoretical still...
- Oh, what the hey.
Why don't you just
come and have a look at it, kid?
What's a still anyway?
It's kind of a homemade whiskey warehouse.
Oh.
Business has been slow, Freddy.
Really?
I was hoping you were a new customer.
So, all these people...
are looking for Rita and Moe's cash?
That's a hoot, huh?
Don't they know
Rita and Moe took it with them?
Cora, you can't take it with you
when you go.
No, they took it with them...
to Cleveland.
Or maybe it was Kansas City.
No, no.
They drowned right here.
You can't believe
what you read in the papers.
No, my daddy told me...
they got away, they settled down,
they raised a family.
Probably joined the P.T.A.
Rita and Moe must have been
living on easy street.
- There's no loot?
- But Beethoven found this $10 bill.
They're long gone.
The Elohim...
The most holy
of all the extraterrestrials.
They saw it all...
and reported it back