loot?
- Hey, big dog.
- Woof, woof!
- Hey, big guy.
- You rock!
- Oh, brother. So much for laying low.
Beethoven, want to come over and play?
Oh, yeah, Beethoven's great, isn't he?
Don't you just love him?
Aren't you Mr Popular!
Maybe you ought to run for mayor.
Maybe I ought to start drooling
and people'd wave at me.
Say cheese.
(sighs)
Hey, wait.
Don't I get to buy anything here?
(barks)
Good idea, Beethoven.
We'll do a little cleaning.
That'll make Sara happy.
- (polite growl)
- Ah.
Finally we agree on something.
(excited growl)
What was I thinking?
How's that, Beethoven?
- Julie.
- (appreciative growl)
OK. Look cool. Stay calm. Act natural.
I should go over there and talk to her.
Nah, she's not going to want to talk to me.
No, Beethoven!
Stop, please!
Most people would have just said hello.
- Hello.
- (friendly growl)
- What a mess!
- I'm sorry.
Forgive him. It's his first time shopping.
So, when did you
become a wrestling fan?
Oh.
Since your dad took down
Titus the Terminator in Houston.
What a takedown. That was brilliant.
"Defy the Equaliser and be equalised!"
- Wow! You really are a fan.
- Yeah, well, you know.
I nearly cried when he lost
the championship to the Bricklayer.
- I did not sleep for a week.
- You know it was all scripted, right?
I know that. But I was just a little kid.
What does a little kid know?
Remember this?
The Equaliser death grip! Yeah.
That's a good one.
Do you remember this? Gentleman Jim?
Yeah.
Yeah.
- Sorry.
- Oh, no, really.
I was... impressed.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Well, maybe...
- (cellphone rings)
Sorry. Got to get this.
Sheriff.
- Yeah.
- (Beethoven sighs)
(Freddy sighs)
Nice try, big fella.
It's pretty simple.
One talisman for you. One for me.
Salt for you. Salt for me.
Nettle for you. Nettle for me.
Paqua for you. Paqua for me.
We now have maximum ghost protection.
I don't think Mom would want me to go.
She'd want me to stay home.
Wait. I forgot to give you
the most important thing.
The Peruvian crystal.
Wow.
- What is it again?
- It's the Peruvian crystal.
It's from Machu Picchu.
Not only does it ward off ghosts,
it also protects you against all danger.
Just remember,
it's got to be on you at all times.
- But what if something goes wrong?
- Come on. You've got to come.
You coming?
We need you.
I got your flashlights right here.
- What did you have for dinner?
- Nothing. I don't smell anything.
Yeah, I smell garlic. What is that?
You big traitor. OK, sure.
I got a little garlic just as insurance
to keep the ghosts away. Let's go.
I thought you didn't believe in ghosts.
- And garlic's for vampires.
- There are vampires?
Get a good whiff of this,
and then show me the money!
I'm smelling a new Ferrari
and a liquid plasma TV. Come on!
- (Sara) What do you see, boy?
- (whimpers)
- Do you see that?
- Yeah. Maybe we ought to hold on.
- Come back tomorrow.
- Exactly.
- They're coming for us!
- Go, go, go!
(barking)
Beethoven!
Beethoven, get back here.
Beethoven!
What the...? Oh, man. I cannot bel...
Uncle Freddy,
what are you doing up there?
- I'm hanging upside down cos I like it.
- Hold on. Don't worry, I got it.
Get me down. I got rope burns on my butt.
- I'll cut you down.
- What am I, a sack of potatoes?
Garrett, no. Garrett, do not cut...
Argh!
..the rope.
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, yeah, fine.
(barking)
- What's with Beethoven?
- (woman) Help!
Help me. Help! And get this tank off of me.
Come on, Beethoven. Off.
Here.
- Cora?
- That's Crazy Cora.
- Why's she crazy?
- (Cora) Are you out of your mind?
Those aliens could abduct that little girl
just the way they did it to me.
- Never mind.
- Unlike everyone else, she's really crazy.
What I want to know is,
what's with all the traps around here?
- Did I catch you?
- Maybe you did and maybe you didn't.