trouble!
Maxim! Fellows!
We're friends! Hey, guys!
Hey, boss! It's ok! Boss!
It's all good! Boss!
So take it!
I'm giving it to you!
Come in! Goodbye!
So long!
Friend!
Friend!
(singing: if I fall ill,
I won't go to the doctors.)
(I'll turn to my friends,
and I'm not kidding either...)
Listen, friend! Don't put me away
until opening night, I beg you.
I won't put you away at all!
Live free!
A role like this, comes once
in a lifetime, you see?
Play opening night, and then
all the shows after that!
- No need to let me play the rest.
- No! There IS a need!
- Oh, you...
- I'm off to Luba's.
Don't get hit by a car!
Why did you do it? Who asked you?
Who made you do it??
Look at yourself!
I mean... you're an idiot.
You're talking like a 3-year-old.
Why did you sit down?
Get up!
What to do? My God!
Did you think about me? No? No.
You've only ever thought about yourself.
They'll put you in jail, Yura.
- They'll be right to do so.
- They will be wrong.
Buckle in. I'll wait for you, Yura.
Five years, eight years, ten years.
Thanks... Ten... that means
I'll be 46 by then.
- Yeah, well of course...
- My God!
- Who did I get involved with?!
- Who with indeed? Well?
No, I mean just look,
see what you look like...
And what do I look like?
My God! You've ruined everyhing...
Yurachka!
Yura!
- Good morning. It's me!
- Hello!
Tell me, have you heard that
there was another car stolen today?
And did you look out your window today?
Hello? Hello! Say something.
You're looking out the window, are you?
And?
Why did you do that?
Since when are you stealing
car from honest people?
What of your principles?
Oh, but it's Stelkin's car,
and he takes bribes!
What Stelkin? This car belongs
to a famous scientist! A PhD!
On moment, I'll just
verify with my files.
He has files!
Pitiful bureaucrat!
THe car is Stelkin's,
and he takes bribes!
It can't be!
Could I be wrong??
Take the car back to him
immediately! And as for you...
I advise you to get over here,
as they say, "all packed and ready"!
What about the show?
There will be no show!
Enter!
Here's the account about
all the work done.
The report... about my arrest.
Good evening!
- Congratulations on the premiere!
- You too.
They got me such a funny wig!
Why would you need a wig?
You've spent your whole life "in costume".
And why would you talk about
my life in the past tense?
Trial's tomorrow.
You're looking at 5 years.
There are mitigating circumstances:
I'm an honest person.
Were there? That you stole cars from
some criminal and sold to another?
So my job had some drawbacks.
Whose doesn't?
You, for example, for a long time
you failed to catch me.
It's hard to catch a person
leading a double life!
I was constantly tormented by that.
Tie the bow for me.
No good deed can go hand in hand
with lying and dishonesty.
You played judge and executioner!
What gave you the right?
In all conscience, this is all
a folly and a crime.
You're in custody,
where are you going?
- So you think I'm guilty too?
- Yes!
Comrades, we've got a full house!
Everyone on stage, please.
Yeah, don't forget to say:
"To be or not to be?". Aren't you ready?
Here, Hamlet, my handkerchief!
Wipe your forehead!
The Queen drinks to your success, Hamlet!
Come, for the third, Laertes: you but dally;
I pray you, pass with your best violence;
- I'm afraid you think I'm a wuss?
- You think? We begin!
Let us forgive each other,
honorable Hamlet.
Heaven make thee free of it!
I follow thee. Horatio!
- I am dead... Mother, adieu!
- Yura, I'm here!
Stand up! Court is in session!
The trial continues.
Detochkin circumvented the law,
but the law doesn't joke around.
In all his years, the judge had never before
seen such a strange, paradoxical case.
The law could take Detochkin's
freedom for as much as 5 years.
Detochkin isn't just a thief - but worse!
He's a bandit!
He should be tried for brigandage
and breaking and entering!