glamorous people in a fabulous place.
So, when you hear the tone, control
yourjealousy and leave your message.
- "Baby Face"March.
- Are you kidding me? Next!
How's this one? Case 114.
Schoolteacher.
Killed his wife and mother-in-law at a
faculty dinner party with a steak knife.
Yeah. See, I like that quality.
He's the sort that the neighbors say,
"Such a quiet man.
Never too busy to say hello."
But look at him.
He weighs 120 pounds.
He wouldn't last 30 seconds.
Who else?
What about those bank robbers?
The ones that made that suicide pact.
- Did they commit suicide?
- Obviously not, Damon.
Then they're unreliable.
I got a friend at a talent agency.
Maybe they've got an axe murderer.
Hello, gorgeous.
- Somebody with stamina.
- Tony!
Pipe that feed in here now.
Take a look at this.
This is yesterday's prison break.
Look.
Look at that mother move.
- Is he beautiful? Who is he?
- Are you kidding? That's Ben Richards.
The cop from the massacre?
Sensational! Perfect contestant.
I want him.
- Can't have him.
- Why not?
You know our contract.
We never get military prisoners.
Who's a military prisoner?
He's still at large.
Yeah? Well, they'll get him for me.
Cadres can't have it both ways.
They want ratings? I can get
10 points for his biceps alone.
Hello, this is Killian.
Get me theJustice Department,
entertainment division.
No, hold that. Operator?
Get me the president's agent.
What is this?
That's my synthesizer setup.
I'm a musician.
Well, I'm really a singer.
I write music for the network.
Have you heard their theme song...
"We Bring You Joy, We Bring You Strife"?
I wrote that.
You must be very proud of yourself.
It's really nothing.
Look at this.
They're all on the censored list.
And look what we have here.
This looks like black-market clothing.
- And you wrote the network jingle.
- Come on. Everybody does it.
Money.
That's what I need.
Money.
Money's not going to do you any good.
You don't have a travel pass.
You do.
Now I do.
Let's see.
Now, where should we go?
Maybe someplace warm.
I need to work on my tan anyway.
You get so pale in prison.
There you are.
Good.
Now, I'm going to untie you.
And then you're gonna get dressed.
And then you're gonna come with me.
Oh, yeah?
Well, why should I?
Because I'm going to say please.
Well, why didn't you say so?
All flights to Pretoria, Tutuville
and Mandelaburg are on schedule.
Flights to Anaconda, Chile,
are delayed several hours.
All Mideast flights are canceled
until further notice.
You'll never pull this off.
You are unarmed, outnumbered.
Face it, you're screwed.
So why don't you forget about all this
and turn yourself in?
You know...
you have a very negative attitude.
Now remember, I can break your neck
like a chicken's.
Travel pass.
What a beautiful day today.
I can practically taste
those pina coladas.
- Right, sweetheart?
- Miss?
You didn't put it
in your purse again, did you?
Last vacation she put my credit cards
in there, and we couldn't find them.
- Here. Could you hold this, please?
- You want to move it up there?
We got a plane to catch.
Go on! Go on!
You can't live with them...
- and you can't live without them.
- This is ridiculous!
I'm warning you, I get sick...
air sick, car sick.
I'm gonna throw up all over you.
Go ahead. It won't show
on this shirt.
Help!
He's Ben Richards!
He's trying to kidnap me!
Help!
Positive ID.
Benjamin A. Richards.
Priority-one fugitive.
All units, terminal seven.
All right. We're on him.
Close in!
Go! Go! Move!
You move and you're dead!
Hi, cutie pie.
You know, one of us
is in deep trouble.
You know who I am?
I've seen you before.
You're the asshole on TV.
That's funny. I was gonna say
the same thing about you.
I saw the video of your prison break.
Sensational.
Ben, I think we might be able
to help each other out.
I've got the brains,
and you'