dear,
shall we show them our secret?
Yes.
I've been trying to keep her
under wraps for years.
Some people may be shocked
by my wife's real appearance.
But after tonight's performance,
I don't think anyone would be
particularly surprised.
Danny, watch out for Stu.
Goodbye, Danny.
The amazing Sibyl.
Wake up.
You put the wallet in the safe?
You really did it.
I don't know how you did it...
...but you did it.
Look what your dad did
to your apartment.
I looked.
What's a couple of shiners
between friends?
I kept my eyes open and did more
or less exactly what you told me to.
I figure you owe me 80 bucks,
whatever time it is.
Yes.
Did I tell you to call the cops?
Did I tell you to call the cops?
No, but who else was gonna do it,
the Humane Society?
Don't use my own jokes on me, kid.
No, it's bad manners.
Bad, bad manners.
It was just a game.
I didn't wanna turn him in.
I did it because I could do it,
and there's nobody else could.
You did it for me, you little creep?
Now they won't give him his booze
and cigars and whipping boys.
You did it.
And I'm gonna cut you up.
Yeah, well, you wanted to do it
but you couldn't.
Yeah, I wanted to do it.
He's my father.
You kill your father and I'll kill mine.
You're a good boy.
You got talent.
And you did do some of the things
that I asked you to.
Potentially, you're a phenomenon.
Are you still my employee?
Are you?
I don't wanna get sliced up.
Oh, I just get mad sometimes,
you know.
I wasn't really gonna hurt you.
I just wanted to scare you a little bit.
Yeah. You managed that just fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, I sure did, didn't I?
Here.
Here's the money I owe you.
Now, come on out and get a bonus.
I'm gonna get my car
and I'm gonna knock this box
into the next precinct.
That's a federal offense.
You're a federal offense if I ever...
How is my old man
ever gonna forgive me now?
Ouch.
Hi.
- You're having a little trouble?
- No.
You drop something in there?
I just mailed a letter.
A le...? That wasn't any letter.
To my mother.
You having a little talk
with somebody?
What's your number, officer?
I don't believe I've seen you before.
Be polite this time of the morning.
Because if you get wise,
I'll shut that other eye for you.
All right.
You're not gonna believe this.
There's a kid in the box.
In here?
That's right. Open it
if you don't believe me.
You put a baby in there?
No, I didn't put a baby in there.
Danny?
Hey, Danny, will you
say something?
Danny? I tell you, there's a kid
in the mailbox.
He opened it and got in it.
And he's wanted by your goddamn
chief of detectives, Fritz Haas.
- Hey.
- You can't do that.
Hey, wait a minute.
Don't you know...?
Hey.
Don't you know who l...?
- Okay.
- What?
All right. Okay.
All right.
- Stay still. Stay still.
- Okay. I'm still, I'm still.
Don't you see I'm holding still?
What do you wanna do that for?
Stay still.
Okay, okay.
Don't you read the papers?
Keep up, for God's sake.
I'm famous for being the wrong guy.
I tell you, there's a kid
in the mailbox.
- In here?
- Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Good night, Danny boy.