entitled the outlaw, And I can state categorically That I have never seen anything quite so unacceptable As the shots of the mammaries of the character named Rio. For almost half the picture, the girl's mammaries, Which are quite large and...Prominent, Are shockingly uncovered. For this reason, I have concluded The picture appeals only to prurient interest And should be denied The motion picture association's seal of approval. Really, Mr. Hughes. Thank you, Mr. Breen. Mr. Hughes. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Mr. Breen. It's good to see you again, I haven't seen you all Since that situation with all the violence in Scarface. Situation here seems to revolve around Miss Russell's mammaries. Mr. Breen feels that they are too prominent, yes? More prominent than other mammaries Have been up on the screen? Well...I hope to dispel that notion. Jean Harlow. Ann Sheridan. Irene Dunne. Claudette Colbert. Rita Hayworth. Betty Grable. And the lovely miss Jane Russell. Now, all these shots, save for miss Russell, Were enlarged from pictures that received Mr. Breen's seal of approval. Now, as you've probably noticed by now, They all contain...Mammaries. I will ask my associate to join me now. May I introduce Dr. Ludlow Branson of Columbia University. Dr. Branson... Is a mathematician of some note. Yes. And he will now demonstrate That in fact miss Russell's mammaries are no more prominent Than any of these other fine ladies'. Doctor. Doctor? You forgot your calipers. Oh! Er...Gentlemen... Mr. Hughes. Uh... Let us commence by calling this Mammary exhibit number one. Now, you'll see that the length of the actual cleavage... [clears throat] If I may... Is...Five inches and a quarter. Now, if we move to mammary exhibit... Newscaster: Dateline: Hollywoodland. Movie tycoon Howard Hughes Must have the greatest job in the land. Each and every night, The lucky guy has to escort a different beautiful woman To a different dazzling event. The TWA king always talks up his airline As he escorts a succession... [band playing wild, festive song] [crowd applauding] Emcee: The Hercules, ladies and gentlemen. The Hercules. A plane, a boat, a flying city. Now, don't forget, every Bill comes to me. They don't pay for anything. Let those men decide whether or not to fund the plane, So I need them real happy. You do what it takes. You betcha, boss. How 'bout the girls? How are they in the bomb department? Well, let's put it this way. It'll be a regular boob buffet. I don't think the gentlemen from the air corps Will have any trouble scoring tonight. Emcee: And inside, 700 brave American soldiers, A dozen Sherman tanks, All winging their way over the Atlantic, Free from the threat of the u-boats below. Could Jules Verne himself Have ever imagined anything so magnificent? Could he have imagined her mammoth wingspan, Longer than a football field? Don't you see how this demeans me? Since when do you care about the scandal rags? Every time there's a picture of you with another woman, It's like a slap in the face. Don't you understand that? Well, that's overstating it just-- just a bit. Joan Crawford, Ginger Rogers, Linda Darnell, Joan Fontaine! And now Bette Davis, for God's sake. Look...They're Cracker Jack candy, honey. They don't mean anything to me. Oh, very nice. Well, you're the one that said That all men are predators, right? I mean, it's all in Darwin, remember? And am I to expect this behavior to continue after the wedding? What is really bothering you, Kate? Is it the women or the publicity, huh? Can't you eat ice cream from a bowl Like everyone else in the world? [phone ringing] Don' ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Голубой гром на английском - текст Белая планета на английском - текст Трон на английском - текст Бетховен 5 на английском - текст Сестры на английском |