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encounter...
or will she satisfy her primal needs
and then devour him for dinner?
Stay tuned.
I'm sorry. I'm really no good
at this stuff.
Relax. You're doing fine.
This sucks.
How's that feel? Oscar.
Is that your drumstick poking me?
I don't have my drumsticks.
Are you standing up for me again, Oscar?
It's getting hot.
Smack my ass and call me cowboy.
Hello, Double-D Sheree.
Hips. Hips. 
- Use your hips.
- Oh, yeah, hips.
And step, and...
Who knew?
Wow.
Yo, we at Tall Oaks
Sipping on juice
Got horns, trumpets
Rhythm and flutes
Great Falls laying it down
Gonna ride fucking Beechwood
out of the town
J.C., what, rocking the bunch
All tripped out on the fucking fruit punch
- I just want to be respectful. 
- Oh, that's sweet. 
The only person who's gonna get laid
around here.
Hello, oboe.
This is so cool.
I hope I didn't scare you
with the Rover and the soda.
No, man, it was cute.
Nobody's ever been that sweet to me
in my whole life.
Plus, to be honest...
metal really turns me on.
Man, the shit's stuck.
- Turn off the lights.
- Damn, gangsta.
- I was just fucking with you, dawg!
- You... It's stuck.
- Shit, you want help?
- Don't touch me.
Come on.
Maybe you should blow on it.
Maybe you should blow on it
and I'll pull.
Hell, no. Jimmy ain't putting his lips
on that thing.
Jimmy should be a team player.
Try and relax, dawg.
Not so hard.
Oh, my God!
- I was just trying to help him get it off, yo.
- Dude, shut up.
Whatever.
He had an allergic reaction to the valve oil.
The swelling should go down
in a few minutes.
These kinds of things would never happen
with our old Macro.
We didn't have MTV when I was growing up.
So maybe it's the over-stimulated times...
that we live in
that causes young men to stick their...
instruments in such odd places.
I knew a certain young man once...
who actually engaged in sexual congress
with an apple pie.
And he turned out just fine.
So, you're perfectly normal...
as these things go.
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah.
I'm so drunk right now.
I'm probably going to forget about you...
porking an oboe.
I have six piercings.
That doesn't include the ones on my face.
Two right here...
and four down here.
Haven't seen that in a while.
Yeah, well, no time for dance.
It's all about band, band, band.
No, I was talking about you having fun.
- I have fun. I have fun all the time.
- Yeah.
I just get stressed out, you know. I mean...
we graduate next year, and I don't know.
I mean, I don't really talk about it
all that much...
because the cup is, like,
a team thing, and...
But winning the Robards Scholarship,
I mean, that is like...
my future, you know? And...
Dr. Choi is coming. I mean...
you don't understand. She's like famous...
like holy-shit famous.
And, sometimes, I just...
I get really stressed out...
and I calm myself down
by going off and playing on my Picardo.
Wait, you have... Picardo?
It's just a cheapie, but I lost it.
- Wait, if I somehow found this Picard thing...
- You found it?
- Maybe.
- Give it back.
If you let me watch.
Okay, but it takes me a while to warm up.
I have all the time in the world.
Figures.
But I'm going to have to be really drunk.
I mean really drunk. Really drunk.
Yes.
Beat it, jerk off.
Okay, people, let's take a break. 
We're all a little sluggish today. 
Man, we suck.
Man, one night of fun was not worth
losing a whole day of practice.
Give me this thing.
All right, listen up,
you lazy bunch of lip shits. 
Those Beechwood plebes
aren't taking breaks. 
We want to win this thing,
we've gotta bust our asses. 
Come on, bitches. Back to work. 
- Matt, that's my job.
- Grab your cocks and move your socks. 
We're at war here, people, war!
Show some tits. Grow some balls. 
Hey, keep that thing
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