bag around here?
- The nutmeg. I put that in the eggnog.
- Nutmeg? Oh, no. Isn't there any left?
- It was a small bag.
- It's not nutmeg. Get the eggnog, please.
- I thought it was.
- Tip the whole thing out.
- I'm Nat. I've been staring at you...
- There's been a mistake.
- Give me that. Don't drink any more.
- You're so lovely.
- Ken, let me talk to you tomorrow.
- I love you.
Excuse me. You're gonna think this is
very sudden. I love you. Let's get married.
- I think we should. I have a lot of money.
- Alice. My God.
- There's been an accident.
- Joseph Banks. Can you feel it?
- Alice?
- Can you feel? Can you...?
Why don't you back off a second, OK?
Let me talk to her. Give me one second.
- Claire had so much liposuction done.
- Yes?
I ran into her in Palm Beach
and again at the kinesiologist's.
I think she wants to have an affair
with her dog-walker.
- Taxi!
- Is it five or six Pekingese she has?
- Six, I think. Is he cute?
- Mm... Mezzo, mezzo.
- Is that you?
- Yeah.
- We have to talk.
- Yeah. I think we do need to talk.
All right. I've fooled around a little
over the years. I'm not perfect.
- Neither am I.
- No, you are.
No, Doug. I've lied. I've cheated.
- I've done things I didn't think I had in me.
- You have?
I have, I have. We haven't had
a real marriage in so long, if ever.
In what way did you lie and cheat?
All I know is, I don't like the way I feel
about it. I think it's time to change that.
Look, I don't wanna blow this
out of proportion, OK? What's past is past.
Nothing has to be different. We can
get things back to the way they were.
I know I can. I know I can.
- But I'm not going to.
- What does that mean?
It... Would you excuse us, please, Hilda?
Just for a moment, please.
I'll tell you what it means. I'm tired
of all this. I'm tired of pedicures,...
..and face-lifts, and shopping
and gossip about who's in bed with who.
- I'm tired of the whole thing.
- There's more than that. The children.
Yes, exactly. I want them growing up
with deeper values, with something else.
- Don't give me a lecture.
- That is something I don't need any more.
- What is it?
- For your own interest.
You wanted to take a writing course.
I said OK.
Did you also have an affair with
Nancy Brill? I wouldn't be surprised.
- I don't like you this way.
- I can't write. And if I could...
- It's good to know that.
- ..I'm incapable of more than a TV plot.
- We need to go to the Bahamas.
- It's pathetic.
- Unwind, sunbathe, unload this.
- I'm going further than the Bahamas.
- OK. What? Where are you going?
- I'm going to Calcutta.
- You're going where?
- Calcutta.
- To try and work with Mother Teresa.
- Do you have your ticket?
I want the children
to have a different kind of life.
- To know something different.
- Mother Teresa? Are you serious?
- I'm serious.
- You're serious about this?
- When did this amazing thought pop up?
- It doesn't matter when.
It does to me.
One minute without your charge plates
and masseuse and you would be lost.
Yeah, I know. You're probably right.
- But it's not gonna be that way any more.
- Really? What's it gonna be? Calcutta?
You're going off to Calcutta?
Do you know they have
10,000 unlisted diseases in Calcutta?
I don't believe... What are you saying?
The second you see
an ad for a diamond earring...
..or get a craving for a caviar blini,
you'll be back, if indeed you go.
You're not going with my children.
Did you hear about Alice Tait?
She left her husband.
- No!
- That's old news.
- What do you mean?
- The big news is, she went to India.
- Really?
- It's incredible. She met Mother Teresa.
But now she's back and I heard
she's doing some kind of volunteer work.
- She always had that Catholic streak.
- True.
She not only left her husband, she left
her cook, her chauffeur and her maid.
She's living downtown with the kids.
You're not gonna believe this.
She does everything herself.
Penny