there in a can
across from the coffee, a little round can.
- I see. Yeah, thank you.
- Okay. You all right?
You know, I can tell
that you're new to this kind of work.
But you catch on real quick.
Most of them...
Honey, most of them are out that door
by 10:30 in the morning, crying.
Thanks a lot. I might blow my brains out.
You don't like me very much, do you?
Not very much, no.
Honey, that's okay.
I've been dumped on by kings in my time.
I don't doubt it.
Flo, I really don't need anybody
making speeches for me...
so I'd appreciate it if you'd just
leave me out of your jokes, okay?
- Jokes? What jokes?
- The little routine you do for the fellas.
Just leave me out of it.
I sure would hate to have breakfast
with you every morning of my life.
You don't have to worry.
There's not much danger of that.
God, I hate that place.
I said I would hate it, I was right. I hate it.
But I earned $17 in tips today.
Not bad.
Mel said I'll do better in a week or so.
How long do you think
we'll have to stay in this hellhole?
Quit it, Mom.
You better stop.
No, Tommy. No more.
That's it, no more.
Honey, I was only kidding.
Don't do it.
You'll get it all over everything.
Tom, I'm warning you, don't do it.
If you do, you'll be sorry.
You'll be very sorry
because I'll drench you.
I will. I'll pour it all on your head.
I quit! No more!
Okay, that's enough.
No, no more! Don't!
Come on, cut it out. That's enough now.
- You sure?
- Yes, I'm sure. Stop.
Look at this mess.
This is terrible. What have we done?
You!
- Bye.
- Bye.
Weird.
Very weird.
He's even weird for Tucson, and Tucson
is the weird capital of the world.
I didn't know that.
- What's your name?
- Tom.
Mine's Audrey. It's really not.
It's Doris, but I like Audrey better.
Weird.
You want to get high on Ripple?
- What?
- You want to get high on Ripple?
No, I can't.
- What about your folks?
- My dad split two years ago.
Mom turns tricks at the Ramada Inn
from 3:00 p. m. On.
What if she came home?
She wouldn't even notice.
I could have a troop
of bare-assed Eagle Scouts...
in for the afternoon
and she wouldn't blink an eye.
- Why? Is your mom a hard-nose?
- No, she's a singer.
- Or a waitress, I guess.
- A singing waitress.
Weird.
So you want Ripple or not?
No, not today. Maybe Wednesday.
- I'll see you then.
- Right. Bye-bye.
What about Friday?
No, I can't. I'm sorry. Thank you.
New Year's Eve?
I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna be here
for New Year's Eve.
What am I doing wrong?
It's not that.
It's the beard. I'll cut it off.
- No, I like your beard.
- You do?
You want some more coffee?
Tommy, what are you doing?
Come on, honey, cut it out.
Why don't you go play
with your girlfriend Audrey, or something?
She's got the curse.
In that case, why don't you go
to that last table...
sit down, shut up, and don't move?
- Don't even twitch.
- Mom, I'm bored.
B- O-R-E-D.
Bored!
I lost my place.
- You want to read something good?
- What is it?
The Bride Screamed Murder.
You can color it if you want to.
We're going to have to stop
meeting like this.
- Good night, ladies.
- Good night, Al.
- You have a good night tonight.
- You, too.
Do you drive a motorcycle?
- No, my father picks me up.
- I see.
- Did you want to meet him?
- I'd like to.
- I just came to escort you home.
- Thank you, sir.
- Alice, this is my daddy, Duke.
- Charmed, I'm sure.
How do you do?
Very nice.
Neat motorcycle.
Weird.
Daddy Duke?
I can't open this.
- Where did you put the butter last night?
- I never laid a finger on it.
The hell you didn't.
You can kiss me
where the sun don't shine.
I'll kiss you anywhere you want.
Where the hell's the butter?
Why don't you give yourself a jack job
in a paper sack...
and get off my back?
Hi. Come on in, there.
You ready for some eggs and grits?
I'll get the hash browns
and the coffee on, sugar.
Got it all ready.
Hi.
Come outside.
I got something to show