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the Avon lady?
No lip. Just go in the other room.
So he's married. I didn't know that.
I'm sorry. I really didn't know it.
I can believe that. For all I've seen him
in the last two years...
I hardly don't know it myself.
I wouldn't have come here like this...
only Ben's been missing work
off and on the last week or so...
ever since he met you.
Lady, we just got to
have his salary check regular.
George, that's my little boy,
he's got this ear trouble.
It just drains and drains, and
it don't seem like anything will stop it...
and the medicine costs a terrible price.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
How did you know my name?
I left George with my girlfriend Nancy...
and followed Ben night before last.
I saw him and you
coming out of Jacobs' place...
and then yesterday
I asked around about you.
You don't have to worry.
I won't be seeing him anymore.
Rita, are you in there?
Mom?
Rita, you in there?
You bitch, I know you're in there!
You might as well answer me now!
Alice, is she in there?
Rita, you bitch! Open the door.
Open the goddamn door, Alice!
Alice, open that goddamn door!
I said, open this goddamn door, Alice!
What did you do?
Get out!
Don't touch her, Alice.
If you don't drag your ass out that door,
I'm going to cut you.
I'm going to cut your ass. Get out!
What's the matter?
Why are you acting like this, Ben?
Why don't you just calm down now?
Just go home.
Don't tell me what to do.
God damn it, Alice,
don't tell me what to do!
Don't tell me what to do, Alice.
Damn it, don't ever tell me what to do.
I'll bust your jaw!
All right. Okay, now, I'll tell you what.
I'll be over at Jacobs' to pick you up later
when you get off of work, all right?
All right?
Okay, see you about 1:30?
All right. I'll be there.
Alice, you just got to understand
one thing about me. I'm just like this.
Don't mess around with it,
and it won't mess with you.
Mess around with it,
and it's going to kill you.
That bitch has messed around with me.
All right, sweetheart?
Okay, I'll see you later.
I'm all right.
Please close. Let's see if that's closed.
- No! I can't go on.
- Oh, shit.
Wait, let's calm down.
I'm going to do this now,
and I'm going to close it.
- Something's sticking out over here.
- Stick it in.
- All right, now I am going to close it.
- My poor suitcase.
I'll give you a little weight. Got it?
That's it! I've got it. Let's go.
All right.
- Did you remember the money?
- No.
- Are you all right?
- No.
Where is it?Come on.
Quick, tell me. Which way?
You turn here.
- Where? Come on!
- Here!
- Are you sure?
- Here!
I'm doing it.
All right, let me see this.
- We're okay?
- Then you turn like this.
- See? Turn like this.
- Okay.
On the third day,
they sight the great gray gorilla.
And what they do with the gorilla
is they take it...
the guy goes up the tree,
like he always does...
knocks the gorilla off the tree,
and he falls down.
He's yelling to the hunter,
"Shoot the dog!"
Sit down, will you?
- But did you get it?
- Get what?
The joke. Remember when I told you
about the dog?
- Yeah, I got it, honey.
- You did not. I'll explain it.
The first time, the gorilla falls down...
the dog grabs it
and swings it around till it's dead.
The dog grabs the gorilla
and swings what?
The gorilla around till it's dead.
The dog grabs the gorilla and
swings it around till it's dead. I got it.
- The joke is where the dog grabs it.
- Where?
On the nuts. That's the punch line.
"The dog grabs the gorilla by the nuts,"
is the punch line?
No, that's the part of the story you have
to know to get the punch line.
You know what nuts are?
- Balls.
- Right. We'll go on from there.
Come on, Tommy.
Let me drive the car, will you?
Let me just tell you the punch line.
When the gorilla falls off the tree...
See what I mean by falling off the tree?
When the gorilla falls off the tree...
the hunter's yelling, "Shoot the dog!"
Because he got grabbed in
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