surprised I was alive.
Well, actually, in my hallucination,
you were killed.
May I ask by whom?
Well, you know what they say,
Mr Worf.
Hell hath no fury
like a woman scorned.Why were you rolling around
in Cyprion cactus?
- You know Rebecca Smith?
- The new tactical officer?
We took a walk, we sat down,
we got comfortable,
things got romantic
and then I rolled over.
Blurred vision, dizziness.
Palpitations.
A stinging sensation
in the lower spine.
It's Terellian Death Syndrome,
isn't it?
We agreed you'd come to me before
checking the medical database.
Well, this time I'm glad I did.
Maybe we can stop the cellular decay
before it's too late.
Reg, you don't have
Terellian Death Syndrome.
- You're sure?
- I'm sure.
Then maybe it is
Symbalene Blood Burn.
No.
I don't see anything wrong at all.
Wait a minute.
There is a slight imbalance
in your K-3 cell count.
My K-3s? No!
Barclay, I'm sure it's nothing.
I'll run a microcellular scan.
We'll see.
This'll take a couple of minutes.
- How's my smallest patient doing?
- She is doing well.
Her appetite has increased
by seven percent.
She's engaging in prenatal behaviour.
She is getting close. You'll have
a fresh litter of kittens this week.
Let me run an amniotic scan
to make sure everything's fine.
Doctor...
- My capillaries are shrinking.
- Excuse me.
Alyssa, take care of Spot.
- Start a preliminary amniotic scan.
- Yes, Doctor.
My intravascular pressure
is going through the roof.
It is elevated. You've also got
heightened electrophoretic activity.
Electrophoretic activity?
Is it serious?
Well, based on this, I'd say
you've got 70, maybe 80 years.
80 years?
Yes, Reg. What you've got
is a mild case of Urodelean flu.
It's nothing serious.
Most humans have an immunity to it.
But the T-cell in your DNA that
would normally fight it is dormant.
So, I have bad genes?
You have one dormant gene
out of 100,000.
I can activate that gene
with a synthetic T-cell to let the
body fight the infection naturally.
You should feel better in a few days.
- Thank you. I feel much better.
- Good.
Now, stay away from
the medical database.
And you stay out of the arboretum.
Everything looks fine.
Do you want to know
the sex of the kittens?
Many humans prefer not to know
in order to experience the surprise
during birth.
I believe
I will preserve the mystery.
I know what you mean.
I don't want to know either.
Alyssa?
Spot's not the only one
who's going to be a mother.
Alyssa, that's wonderful.
How did Andrew take the news?
He was a little shocked.
But he's getting over it.
I have spent nine weeks
an expectant parent.
I could share my insights
with your husband.
If my experience is any indication,
he will need all the help
he can get.
Space, the final frontier.
These are the voyages
of the Starship Enterprise.
Its continuing mission,
to explore strange new worlds...
...to seek out new life
and new civilisations...
...to boldly go
where no one has gone before.
Captain's log, stardate 47653.2.
We're performing tests of our new
tactical systems and weapon upgrades.
Mr Worf is supervising
the exercises.
The next test will involve
the photon torpedoes.
The explosive yield
has been increased by 11 percent.
I have enhanced the targeting system
for increased accuracy.
Sounds fascinating. Please proceed.
Setting targeting coordinates.
005, mark 317.
Spread pattern Delta 94.
- Torpedoes armed and loaded, sir.
- Fire when ready.
Worf?
One of the torpedoes
has veered off course.
It is a malfunction
in the guidance system.
Abort and destroy.
The torpedo is not responding.
Subspace detonator will not engage.
Lock on phasers.
- The torpedo is out of range.
- Even for your improved phasers?
Maintain a sensor lock.
We'll have to go after it.
That would be inadvisable. The
asteroid field is unusually dense.
The Enterprise is too large
to navigate through it.
I'll take a shuttlecraft.
Mr Data,