They do, just give me a second.
Come on, guys.
Want a plane that
loops the loop.
Me I want a
hula-hoop.
You know Dave...
You know some people might says its kinda
weird that a grown man would want a hula-hoop...
and others would say, you know
what's weirder than that...
agrown man br inging another grown man,
a big box with a bunch of Chipmunks in it...
who not only speak English, but can sing.
But they do sing.
We have been practising all morning.
You have been practising...
I didn't realize, Ok well...
Yeah.
Ok. now...
Dave, I’m going to pretend
that I have a lunch to go to.
Oops.. I got lunch to go to.
What was that?
- Nothing, nothing, just a little stage fright.
- I though my heart was going to explode.
- We are not performing monkeys, Dave.
Why do we have to sing
to that guy anyway?
Oh. How is this.
pretend I need the money...
I hate my job, and you're staying
at my place so you owe me.
- We're sorry, Dave.
- Yeah, that's help.
[SIGHS]
Never mind.
I'm late for work.
Can we go with you?
What? So you can that mess that up too?
Ah ah... You're goin' home.
- Can I stand in your lap and steer?
- Oh. Can we at least bip the one?
Never mind.
So sorry about the delay,
it should be a couple more minutes.
That they were building suspense.
Oh!
- Here he is.
- Sorry I’m late.
Boy, am I jazzed about our
Yumable Energy Bars commercial.
Honestly.
Goodable Energy Bar commercial.
Right, Goodable.
Ok, here's the pitch:
We open on a group
of lethargic kids.
A close up on a little girl's face.
She's sad.
Our customers don't like to think
of their kids as being sad?
Could she be flying a kite?
- I like kites.
Good.
Ok great.
She's flying a kite.
She's running with a kite.
She's running out of steam.
She's tired.
and lets go of the kite.
Oh no! We see her face.
It's sad.
But not too sad.
Right! So, she pulls out her
Goodable Energy bar.
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
Mom.
Sorry.
- Hi, mom.
- We have a situation, Dave.
Theodore vaccumed out Alvin.
Alvin! - Dave help!
- What?
- Hold it. Please it wasn't the garbage disposal.
- Just stay calm.
And there goes Theodore.
Look. I can't do this right now.
Ok?
I absolutely understand.
But sorry Dave, quick question.
How do you feel
about an indoor pool?
Look, if you flood my house
You're dead.
Out on the street, capiche?
Mothers.
Why don't we come over here.
and look at the sales projections?
You know when I first saw these numbers
I thought, there is just no way.
But then I looked again.
The size of Theodore’s butt?
Why don't we
come back to that.
Anyway, 10 years ago, the market
shares for healthy food snack was...
Imperceptible amongst
six to twelve year olds.
- How smart Simon thinks he is.
- Yes, as opposed to how smart he actually is.
Who's Simon?
- I didn't.
- Move it along.
You know what,
I think I just clean out my office.
Sounds good.
Guys, what's this about?
- Obviously, Theodore’s butt.
- We told you we colored.
On my presentation boards?
You got me fired.
Ohh...
We didn't know.
- We are sorry, Dave.
- Oh your sorry? that's fantastic.
But, but...
Sorry does not get my job back now,
does it Theodore?
- Why are my clothes all over the place?
- Oh, we used it to mop up the water.
Good idea, right?
Oh my god Theodore,
did you just ...
Hmm....
- It is a raisin, Dave.
- Prove it.
Okay, you got me.
I want to talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin?
- You owe me big time.
- Alvin?
[ALVIN] Don't you wish my girlfriend
was hot like me.
Don't you wish your girlfriend
was a freak like me.
There's this new thing.
It's called knocking.
- Get out.
- I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
- Out!
- Hey, I'm making a shower here.
You know...
If I make a lists of my worst days ever.
Guess what?  Today would be at the top of the list.
And it is still early.
Clam it sudsy!
Ok.
Guys. Let me just put in
to you like this, Ok.
I have no job,
no career ...
My house is always a