this to yourself.
- They sing.
- Nope, they dont.
- They do, just... just give me a second.
Come on, guys.
You know Dave...
You know some people might say, it's kind a weird,
that a grown man would wanna hula-hoop...
and others would say, you know
what's weirder than that...
a grown man bringing another grown man,
a big box with a bunch of Chipmunk in it...
who not only speak English, but can sing.
But they do sing.
We've been practicing all morning.
Oh, you've been practicing...
I didn't realize, ok what.
Yeah, okay.
Dave, I'm going to pretend,
that I have a lunch to go to.
Oops... I've got a lunch to go to.
- What was that?
- Nothing, nothing, just a little stage fright.
- I thought my heart was gonna explode.
- We are not performing monkeys, Dave.
Why we have to sing for that guy anyway?
Oh... how is this, pretend I need the money...
I hate my job, and you're staying at my place
So you owe me.
- We're sorry, Dave.
- Yeah, that helps.
Well... never mind, I'm late for work.
Can we go with you?
What? So you can mess that up too?
Ah, ah... You're goin' home.
Dave, can I climb on your lap and steer?
Give me bip.. bip.. huh
Never mind.
So sorry about the delay,
it should be a couple more minutes.
Looks like, we're building a suspense.
- Ops... there he is.
- Sorry I'm late.
Boy... am I jazzed about our yumable
Energy Bars commercial.
Honestly, goodable Energy Bar commercial
Right, goodable.
Ok, here's the pitch.
We open on a group of lethargic kids.
Close up on a little girl's face... she's sad
Our customers don't like to think
of their kids as being sad?
- Could she be flying a kite?
- I like kite.
Good
Ok great, she's flying a kite.
She's running with a kite.
She's running out of steam..
She's tired, and lets go of a kite.
Oh no... we see her face, it's sad.
But not too sad.
Right...
so she pulls out her Goodable Energy bar...
It's my mom, sorry.
- Hi, mom.
- A bid of a situation, Dave.
- Theodore vaccuumed up Alvin.
- Alvin!
- Dave help!
- What?
- I don't know, if sweeping should be done...
- Just Stay calm.
- And there goes Theodore
- And there's the other...
Look, I can't do this right now... Ok?
I absolutely understand.
But sorry Dave, quick question...
How do you feel, about an indoor pool?
Look, if you flood my house, you're dead.
Out on the street, capiche?
Mothers.
Why don't we come over here.
and look at the sales projections?
You know, when I first saw these numbers
I thought, there's just no way.
But when I looked again.
The size of Theodore's butt?
Why... why don't we come back to that.
Anyway... ten years ago, the market shares
about healthy food...
Imperceptible amoungst six to twelve year olds.
- How smart Simon thinks he is.
- Opposed to how smart he actually is.
Who's Simon?
- I didn't.
- Move it along.
You know what, I think I just clean out my office.
Sounds good.
Guys, what's this about?
- Obviously... it's Theodore's butt.
- We thought, about being in color.
On my presentation board?
You got me fired.
We didn't know.
- We're sorry, Dave.
- Oh... you're sorry? That's fantastic.
But... but.
Sorry... doesn't get my job back,
now does it Theodore?
- Why are my clothes all over the place?
- We used it to mop up the water.
Good idea, right?
Ohh my god Theodore, did you just...
- It's a raisin, Dave.
- Proof it.
Okay, you got me... look, I wanna talk
to all you guys... where's Alvin?
Alvin!
You owe me big time.
Alvin!
This is a new thing.
It's called knocking.
- Get out.
- I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
- Out!
- Hey... I'm in the shower here.
If I made a list of my worst days ever.
Guess what? Today would be at the top of the list.
And it's still early.
Clam it sudsy!
Ok... guys,
Let me to put it to you like this, okay.
I have no job, no career...
My house is always a mess...
thank you very much.
Hi Dave, it's Claire Wilson calling, and oh...
why did I just say my last name?