statute books *
* It can't be learned in school *
* It's the law, baby
That's the golden rule *
* I live by the groove *
Hello. Hi.
* I live by the groove
If I can't feel it, baby, I can't move *
* I live by the groove *
Next.
* I live by the groove *
* If I can hear it, baby, I can't lose *
* Hey *
-* Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey *
- Super Mario Brothers 2.
* I live by the groove *
Then you're starting out
from dungeon square two.
* If I can't feel it, baby *
* Well, I can't move *
* I live by the groove *
* I live by the groove *
* If I can hear it baby, I can't--**
No. Mrs. Bateman,
as soon as I know where they are,
you'll be the first to know.
Y-You-- Mrs. Bateman,
you forgot to tell me
that your ex-husband is a maniac.
You know, children are one thing,
but with maniacs, I get more.
No, they're crisscrossin'
around the state. They--
They're playin' video games.
No, I--Yeah, I don't--
Oh, shit!
Good, you see?
The best food at the airport.
They'd never come to a place like this.
What the hell's wrong
with this place?
No-- Mrs. Bateman,
I'm gonna have to call you back.
[ Vehicle Engine Starts ]
[ Truck Departs ]
Hey.
Hey, buddy.
You wanna make a quick 50?
If you have to, we'll get it to go.
[ Sighs ]
I don't wanna get that to go.
Hi. Eggs, soda,
with some fries, please, medium.
To go.
No, no. Not to go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're sitting here.
Uh, excuse me.
[ Woods ]
I'm lookin'for two kids: one about this tall,
the other one about here.
A hat.
[ Waitress ]
Mister, we got 'em in all sizes.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Mind if I ask you
where you got that hat?
Yeah, I mind.
I got it from a moron.
What's that?
Nice hat.
[ Laughs ]
Where'd you get that hat, huh?
[ Scoffs ]
Couple of kids.
They owe me some cash.
Uh-huh.
Where'd they go?
- Who knows?
- [ Chuckles ]
Hey! I'll tell you
where they were goin:
Where?
Los Angeles!
What kind of a crazy idea
has that kid got?
We're 500 miles
from Los Angeles. Huh?
Uh, Pop?
I'm gonna go have a seat.
[ Quietly ]
Shit.
Haley.
Ah. Okay--
Here you go,Jim.
counting Rampage
and Doctor Chaos,
we have 72 out of 97--
three of which he's had a little trouble with--
Ha.
so we have, uh, 28 more to go.
In one day?
Those look really bad, Corey.
They look really bad.
How do these look bad?
These are classic.
Because we don't need any of that stuff.
Yes, we do.
Now look. Look at this.
Look at this.
What? Ajacket?
Look at this jacket.
Look at the desig--
We got plenty of clothes.
We need entertainment.
We need toys, entertainment, like--
Look. These are perfect entertainment.
Look what I got for him. Peek-a-boo Peepers.
Look, they're weighted,
so they can put them in their--in your soup,
or, like,you know,your friend's soup.
You can do everything with these things.
They're--What do you thi--
- [ Giggles ]
-Jimmy, you're such a dork.
Look, Mrs. Bateman,
I got it from this snot named Lucas.
They're headed for this big
video championship in Los Angeles. It--
[ Metal Scraping ]
No! Don't meet me there.
I'll have 'em before you ever get there.
Mrs. Bateman? Mrs. Bateman!
[ Scraping Continues ]
The guy said, " Take it,'' so I took it.
How was I supposed to know?
I mean, it looked like a wreck.
Unfortunately,
they started stripping it.
Hey, buddy, you seen these kids?
Hey, buddy--
Hey, we're tryin'
to play craps here.
Oh, forget it.
[ Dealer ]
Six! Six!
[ Woman On P.A.]
Paging Melba Jean Hokin.
Melba Jean Hokin
to the white courtesy phone, please.
Excuse me, miss.
I'm looking for a couple of kids--
this one right here in particular.
Have you seen him?
I know they're around here.
No.
No?
No.
[ Man On Speaker ]
* For what is a man *
* What has he got *
Nope.
* If not himself
then he has naught *
[ Woman ] Can I help you?
Uh, yeah, I'd like a light--
* To say the things he truly feels **
Excuse me, miss. I'm looking for my lost son.
He's, uh, handicapped.
** [