(JACOB CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Leќs go.
ANGELA: I did see something in the woods.
Totally. Baby, I believe you.
No, he doesn't.
He's just trying to get lucky.
(ERIC LAUGHS)
ANGELA: No, okay.
It was jet black and huge.
On all fours, it was still
taller than a person.
A bear, maybe?
Or an alien.
You're lucky you didn't get probed.
(ERIC AND MIKE SNICKERING)
ANGELA: Well, I saw it.
You know, you're not the only one.
My daпs been getting
reports at the station.
Like, five hikers have been killed
by some bear.
But they can't find the bear.
Hmm.
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
Last time you clowns doubt my girlfriend.
MIKE: Um...
(MIKE CLEARS THROAT)
So? I mean,
Bella's back?
(LAUGHS)
Yeah, I guess so.
All right, thaќs... Well, welcome.
So, listen, now that you're talking
and eating again, which, you know,
you've got to get that protein in there,
I was just wondering if you wanted to go
see a movie with me.
Yeah. Sure. Yeah, I do.
Cool.
Let me see, we could check out
Love Spelled Backwards Is Love.
You know, iќs a dumb title,
but iќs a romantic comedy.
- I mean, iќs supposed to be pretty...
- No. No romance.
How about Face Punch?
Have you heard of that?
I mean, thaќs an action movie.
Yeah, thaќs perfect.
Guns, adrenaline.
Thaќs my thing.
Okay.
We should get a bunch of people to go.
Do you guys want to go see Face Punch?
ERIC: Face Punch, yeah!
Mike, hey,
we were supposed to watch that.
Remember, the trailer's like...
- "Punch faces."
- I remember.
(SARCASTICALLY) Yeah!
Movie night with Bella.
JACOB: So Face Punch, huh?
You like action movies?
Not really.
(JACOB SCOFFING)
I heard it sucks. Bad.
Are you even old enough
to see this movie?
I mean, you know, without,
like, adult supervision.
Right, yeah, well,
she's buying my ticket for me.
She's buying it. Okay.
Jessica bailed,
and Angela got the stomach flu,
so Eric's taking care of her.
- Iќs just us three.
- Great!
- Great.
- Yeah.
(GUN COCKING ON SCREEN)
MAN 1 ON SCREEN: Put your gun down.
MAN 2 ON SCREEN: Put your gun down
or I'm gonna blow your frickin' head off.
MAN 3 ON SCREEN: Both of you put both
of your guns down
or I'm gonna blow both
of your frickin' heads off.
MAN 1 ON SCREEN: All right, forget it,
leќs do this!
(GUNS FIRING)
(MAN SCREAMS)
(GUNS FIRING)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
Okay, I think I'm gonna throw up.
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
He's...
(SCOFFS) What a marshmallow!
You should hold out for someone
with a stronger stomach.
Someone who laughs at the gore
that makes weaker men vomit.
Yeah. I'll keep my eye open for that.
(JACOB CHUCKLES)
I feel bad. He probably has
that flu thaќs going around.
What? I can't hold your hand?
No, of course you can.
I just think it means, you know,
something a little different to you. So...
Okay, well, tell me something.
You like me, right?
And you think I'm sort of beautiful?
(SOFTLY) Jacob, please, don't do this.
(BELLA SIGHS)
Why?
Because you're about to ruin everything.
And I need you.
(SIGHS)
Well, I've got loads of time.
I'm not gonna give up.
I don't want you to,
but iќs just 'cause I don't want you
to go anywhere.
And thaќs really selfish.
You know,
I'm not like a car that you can fix up.
I'm never gonna run right.
So I should be fair to you.
Iќs because of him, right?
(JACOB SIGHS DEEPLY)
Look,
I know what he did to you.
But, Bella, I would never ever do that.
I won't ever hurt you. I promise.
I won't let you down.
You can count on me.
MIKE: Well,
(SNIFFLES)
(SIGHS)
I need to go home.
I was feeling sick
before the movie. Okay?
(JACOB SCOFFS)
What is your problem?
Right now? You're my problem.
Feeling sick?
Maybe you need to go to the hospital.
You want me to put you in the hospital?
Jake! Jake. Jake, the movie's over.
What are you doing?
You're really hot.
Like, you feel like you have a fever.
Are you okay?
I don't know whaќs happening.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
I gotta go.
That dude is weird.
BELLA: (ON PHONE)