later.
Hello-o-o-o!
La la la.
La la la.
Look at this, they are redoing
the Cloud Club.
Oh, that restaurant on top
of the Chrysler building?
Yeah, that’s a good idea.
Of course it’s a good idea,
it’s my idea.
I conceived this whole project
two years ago.
Which part?
The renovating the
restaurant you don’t own
part or spending the two hundred million
you don’t have part?
You see I come up with
these things,
I know they’re gold, but nothing
happens. You know why?
No resources, no skill, no talent,
no ability, no brains.
No, no...time! It’s all this
meaningless time.
Laundry, grocery, shopping,
coming in here talking to you.
Do you have any idea how much time
I waste in this apartment?
I can ball park it.
Hello-o-o-o!
Here we go; now she
comes in.
Now my whole day is shot!
Hey, I called you last night,
where were you?
I went out with a friend.
George?
No, no...no.
Well, I was here,
that’s everyone
Are those the same shoes
as yesterday?
Oh, you know I wear these
shoes all the time.
Your hair, it’s somewhat
de-poofed.
It’s the new look.
You know Heroin Cheek?
Wait a second,
what’s going on here?
Nothing, nothing.
You’re wearing the same clothes
as yesterday!!! You saw Puddy!
Hoochie moochie.
Hand it over. Pay up.
No! It’s an isolated, sexual incident.
We are not back together!
Then what do you call it?
People don’t just bump into
each other and have sex.
This isn’t cinemax.
It was no big deal OK?
I mean we fooled around, then we went
out and grabbed a little dinner.
Ah, dinner! That’s it, you’re
all the way back!
Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand
that, but dinner; that’s heavy.
That’s like an hour.
Man, 2.9 percent financing on a Toyota
Onedun . That was my idea too!
Good Morning!
Go to hell!
Hi Allison, that’s a
nice dress
Don’t even look at me.
Hey Glenn!
Hey, go tell hell!
Heard that one already.
...So that’s the bedroom.
Here’s the bathroom.
If you need to, you can familiarize
yourself with the kitchen...
Yeah, go ahead and look through
some of the drawers.
And you are?
Oh, hey, I’m Darren.
I’m new here
Yeah, that’s Jerry, you don’t have
to worry about him.
Why don’t you go across the hall
and get started on that mail.
Right!
He’s a go getter!
Who’s he?
My intern from NYU.
Well, you remember my corporation,
Kramerica Industries.
Alright.
Well, apparently NYU is very enthusiastic
about their students getting
some real world corporate experience.
But you only provide fantasy
world corporate experience.
Well, this will really
free up my time
so I can focus on more important
things, like my bladder system.
Alright, it’s time to go.
Jerry, it’s not for people,
it’s for oil tankers.
I know!
You see the idea is for a rubber ball
inside the tanker so if it crashes,
the oil won’t spill out.
Actually, that is not a bad idea.
yeah!
Now, it’s time to go.
Hello
Hello-o-o-o.
Seize montality, Jerry.
They really want me out of here.
They’ve downgraded me to
some sort of a bunker.
I’m like Hitler’s last days here.
So, are you going to leave?
Oh no! I’m vigilant.
They’ll never get me out.
I’m like a weed, Jerry.
I thought you’re like Hitler
in the bunker?
I’m a weed in Hitler’s bunker.
I’m getting a little uncomfortable
with the Hitler stuff.
I’m getting another call,
see ya... Hello!
Hi, this is Darren
from Kramer’s office.
Mr. Kramer would like to schedule
a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop.
Really? When?
In 10 minutes. Do you need directions?
No, I don’t.
Well, I’ll call back in 5 minutes
to confirm.
Yeah, 5.
Hey!
Hey! So, where’s my money?
No money, I am Puddy free.
So, are we eating or what?
Oh yeah, hold on.
Hello Darren, this is Jerry
from Jerry’s office.
We’re going to be three
for lunch.
Hey, Elaine is going to come
with us, alright?
What? When did this happen?
Well, just...
DARREN!
I am not calling Puddy.
What did I do with my gloves?
Oh, I bet I left them over at