the pain train!
How many session did
my parents paid for?
Not enough to make a man
of you, daffodil.
Oohoho...spicy mustard...woohoho,
you're hot tonight!
Oh, George!
And now for the trifecta
George? George? What are you doing?!
Pleasuring you?
What is this?
We're making sausages.
I thought you were gonna watch
a video.
eah, an instructional video about
how to make your own sausages.
Kramer, I'm not in a mood for this.
All right, all right.
Newman, let's go grab some mail sacks
and haul these beauties out of here.
Blood over there, sausages over here
I'm living in a slaughter house.
Tonight I want you to sleep on this.
Toughens the vertebrae.
What in holy hell? Sausages?
Is this your diet?
No they're not mine Mr. Mandelbaum...
Don't lie to me, butter bean.
We're taking it up a notch.
So, the free love buffet is over?
I got greedy.
Flew too close to the sun
on wings of pastrami.
Yeah, that's what you did...
I can't believe I got another session
with Izzy Mandelbaum,
he's probably makes me box a kangaroo.
What's going on?
I don't know.
This sandwich is making me flush.
Oh no, I'll tell you
what you did Caligula;
you combined food and sex in to one
disgusting uncontrollable urge.
I think you're right.
You gonna eat that?
No, but please tell me that's all
you're gonna do with it.
Jerry, I tell you: if this woman dies,
it is going to be a major inconvenience.
These fries are really really good..
All right, that's enough of that.
I mean I can't shake this woman.
You know, now I have to go
to Jimmy's birthday party.
Uuh, sleepy.
No matter what I do,
I cannot weasel out of raising this kid.
Well, sleepy here is quite a weasel,
maybe he can bat for you.
Yeah, that's what I need:
a pinch weasel.
Why did you get rid of that sausage?
It wasn't me, it was Mr. Mandelbaum.
Yeah well, Newman's not happy,
he booted me out of his freezer.
Look, I've got to take my blood back
to the bank, can I borrow your car?
What's wrong with yours?
I got no A/C and I gotta keep
the blood cold or it'll go bad.
All right, but this is it, this is
the last favor, we're even!
All right, Even Steven.
Oh, by the way, when you get back
to your apartment try to keep it down
because Newman is taking a nap
in your bed.
Oh, man..
"If the engine begins to overheat,
turn off air conditioner".
Never, I can't do that.
Oh, mama...
Shees, come on...
this thing is bone dry.
Vivian...
Elaine!
Hi! This is my friend George.
Hi...
I'm gonna go say hi to Jimmy.
Ok.
You're up.
Oh, isn't Elaine fantastic?
Yes she is. It's a pity we won't be
seeing much more of her.
Really, why?
Oh, you haven't heard,
she's going to live with her grandparents
in Redding Pennsylvania.
Her grandparent passed away
five years ago.
Yes they did. I was covering.
Elaine has been deported back
to Scotland.
She's American citizen,
I have seen her passport.
All right, no more lies.
Elaine is been chosen
to represent the Upper
West Side in the next Biosphere project.
I haven't heard anything
about another Biosphere.
That's because it's underwater.
This is insane.
Is it?
Yes it it.
Well, it's all for charity,
so what's the difference.
You...very knowledgeable.
Well, I'm also an architect.
Is that pastrami?
Yes it is. I find the pastrami
to be  the most  sensual
of all the salted cured meats.
Hungry?
Very.
Oh, wait..Oohh...
Vivian!!
Is this really necessary?
If you wanna live in a butcher shop,
I'm gonna treat you like
a piece of meat.
What if I can't keep up?
You lie, you dry. Fire it up, son.
Right dad, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum...
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum..
Move it, move it!
Get those knees up!
What's going on?
There's something wrong
with your car.
It's dripping something on my feet.
Some kind of red liquid.
Oh my God, the blood!
Blood!!
Get up boy, get up!
We got a problem here!
Tough it up. This is for real,
you've got to want it...
So how long did they drag you?