embarrassed. I'm sorry.
Nice to meet you! Uncle Dave!
The front desk let us in.
I hope that's OK.
No, it's fine. It's Uncle Dave!
Uncle Dave! Have a seat.
- Thank you.
- I was such a fan of yours.
- Thank you, son.
- Uncle Dave...
You're very kind. Detective Foley,
what's going on at my park?
- There's something going on?
- I have no doubts.
- What?
- I have no doubts,
nor do I have any ideas.
Exactly two weeks ago,
Detective Foley,
Roger Fry, the park's
chief operating officer...
and my friend, disappeared.
Roger Fry designed the park, from the
landscaping to the concession stands.
- What do you mean, disappeared?
- Show him the note.
I received this interoffice
the day Roger disappeared.
"This is important,
life and death. Roger"
- What was so important?
- I don't know.
What was he doing
the day he disappeared?
He was probably doing
one of his usual inspections.
- This guy designed the whole park?
- Yes.
- And he knew the place cold?
- Of course.
So what are you thinking?
He must've found something
someone didn't want him to find.
At Wonder World?
What on earth could that be?
It's a place
of childhood innocence and fun.
And life and death.
You met Uncle Dave? Uncle Dave.
I don't believe it. I'd give
anything to have been with you.
- Did he do the Oki-Doki Shuffle?
- No.
Outstanding.
- William Rosewood, DDO-JSIOC.
- I beg your pardon?
This is me. Thank you.
What you gonna do with this shit?
No way.
I don't believe this! Ackwell!
Ackwell Folee! Ackwell Folee, you
crazy thing. What you doing here?
- "Surge."
- Serge.
Look at your head!
I love it short!
- Yeah, Serge.
- Turn around. Turn around.
You look perfect! And finally
you have black "Hush Poopies",
which are totally retro.
You put a good package together.
- You remember Billy Rosewood.
- Billy, I remember you.
- Do you remember?
- Of course.
I made you an espresso at
the art gallery with a lemon twist?
It was the last one I ever made.
It's terrible, espresso.
You know why?
It stain your teeth. I won't
show you mine. Show me your teeth.
They're so pretty.
Can I see your teeth?
And you got healthy gums.
- Do you do colonics?
- Excuse me?
- Do you do colonics?
- No. Never...
- It's my new favourite!
- You dig colonics?
- They stick a hose up inside you...
- I know...
No, you've got to understand.
Out comes a candy bar
from when you were five!
- What happened to your art gallery?
- It is completely bankrupt,
in the toilet. Why?
Because we had an owner who was
obstinate and stupid and ignorant.
- You shot him, remember?
- Yes. I shot him.
- What are you doing now?
- I'm doing guns. Come!
This is my booth.
The Survival Boutique.
We are doing weapons and protective
devices and products for survival
in the helter-skelter world of today.
One thing's very important.
At the Survival Boutique,
it's my philosophy that everything
must conform to the three P's.
Which is protection,
prestige and pretty.
Why should you look ugly
if you're just trying to survive?
You should maintain your style
and be safe. Guess what this is.
Is look like a key chain,
but it's so much more.
It's called a stunner.
It is designed by an ex-Navy SEAL.
Very serious individual,
I never see him smile.
Also I never see him
in pants that fit.
Someone comes up to you
who is a carjacker.
Do you want to die for your Camry?
I don't think so.
So you say -
a little bit of deception -
"l want to separate
my house and car keys.
"I'll just push this button, OK?"
And he says, "OK."
And then you push this button,
and out it comes from the mechanism,
the brightest, blinding light
ever that you seeing.
He cannot see. He's like this.
Everyone is come running
to help you.
And once again,
you have survived with style.
That's cool.
Billy, I want to give you one
for a present.
Thank you.
And, Ackwell, I want to give you one
because I worry about you.
- I want you to be safe.
-