Leslie.
Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Frank.
Okay. Frank.
Frank!
Christmastime means laughter
Toboggans in the snow
Caroling together
With faces aglow
Stockings on the mantel
A wreath on the door
And my merriest Christmas
Needs just one thing more
Christmas tree
My Christmas tree
Kevin!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
...I'd like to apologize
for whatever displeasure...
...I might have caused you.
- What?
My prank was immature and ill-timed.
Immature or not, it was
pretty darn hilarious.
I also apologize to my brother.
Kevin.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Buzz...
...that was very nice.
Kevin, do you have something to say?
Beat that, you trout-sniffer.
I'm not sorry. I did it
because Buzz humiliated me.
He gets away with everything,
so I got him.
Since you stupidly
believe his lies...
...I don't care if your
Florida trip is wrecked.
Who wants to spend Christmas
in a tropical climate?
Kevin!
You walk out,
you sleep on the 3rd floor.
Yeah, with me.
So, what else is new?
Don't wreck my trip.
Your dad's paying good money for it.
Wouldn't want to spoil your fun,
Mr. Cheapskate.
What a troubled young man.
They're all a bunch of jerks.
Hi.
Last time we tried to take a trip,
we had a problem just like this.
Yeah, with me getting crapped on.
I don't care for your choice of words.
That's not what happened.
Buzz apologized to you.
Yeah, then he called me
a trout-sniffer.
He didn't mean it.
He was just sucking up to you.
Okay, why don't you just sit up here
and think things over?
When you're ready to apologize
to everyone, you can come down.
I'm not apologizing to Buzz.
I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
Then stay up here all night.
I don't want to go down anyway!
I can't trust anybody in this family.
You know what? If I had my own
money, I'd go on my own vacation.
Alone, without any of you. And I'd
have the most fun of my whole life.
You got your wish last year.
Maybe you will this year.
I hope so.
- We did it again!
- We did it again!
Our McCallisters here,
other McCallisters there.
I shouldn't complain, but
you give the worst wake-up calls.
- Do you have the tickets?
- I've got them. Here's your family's.
- How many do you have?
- Seven.
- We have seven.
- 14!
Seven...
...eight...
...nine, ten.
- How come we're not sitting together?
This time of year, we're lucky to get
on the same plane. 11, 12, 13.
Where's Kevin?
14.
Good thing I have my own ticket,
just in case you try to ditch me.
- Come on.
- I need batteries.
I'll give them to you on the plane.
- Here's two more.
- Why not now?
Not now! What's the gate number?
H-17.
Better hurry, it's the last gate.
Dad, what gate is it?
H-17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin.
Kevin, you gonna take my bag?
Take my bag.
Come on. Come on.
American Airlines
flight 226 to New York...
... is now in the final
boarding process.
Come on. Come on!
Dad, wait up!
Dad, wait up!
Wait up!
Wait!
Come on, come on!
Dad, wait!
Here we are! Here!
We made it.
Everybody here? We made it?
All right.
Please board, the plane's leaving.
- I'll make sure everyone gets on.
- We'll get everyone on.
Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight.
Bye.
- Bye-bye.
Hey, wait up!
Hey, guys, wait for me!
- Cutting it kind of close.
- Yes.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Wait!
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay. Are you on this flight?
Yeah. My family's on the plane.
I don't want to be left here.
- Do you have a boarding pass?
- Somewhere...
They're ready to go.
He dropped his pass.
This happened to me last year
and almost wrecked my Christmas.
You sure your family's onboard?
My dad ran in right before
I bumped into this lady.
Board him. Make sure he locates
his family before you leave him.
Okay. Come on.
Do you see your family?
There's my dad.
- Find an empty seat. Merry Christmas.
- You too.
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