externalize my feelings... without inhibition... even my anger... then everything is fine. So I'm fine. And I don't want you to feel that you can't be... completely honest with me... because marriage needs to be based on openness and trust... as well as basic sexual compatibility. Everything is fine. - Are you sure? - Yeah. Everything is fantastic. - Good. - Except for your sister. Uh... I don't think she's too crazy about me. - Well, that's because you're not her type. - Huh? I mean, she teaches modern art at the university, for God's sake. She goes for those quasi-intellectual types... with the glasses and the frown lines... and Siberian movies. Don't. I don't want to hear it anymore. You're not gonna leave her. She knows it. You know it. And finally, I know it. Bye. - What's this? - Mrs. Doyle returned it. What kind of country is this... where people don't even respect the last wishes of the dead? Shall I read you the mail or throw it directly into the wastebasket? You should only read love letters. But they are love letters. Here's a love letter from the bank... and one from the insurance company... and, ooh, very romantic. A letter from your optician... accompanied, of course, by the bill for your last contacts. Bills, bills, bills. Is that all people ever think about? What if I don't pay? What are they gonna do, gouge my eyes out? I wouldn't give them any ideas. Pay the man. Is Mr. Dodge in? Do me a favor and tell my brother Arthur to stop playing hide-and-seek with me. Tell him I need to speak to him tonight, you understand? - Uh, Mr. Dodge. - You are looking for my brother too? If you see him before I do, please tell him I am in town. Tell him I am in town. Tell him... Bart is in town. Art Dodge, please. Someone who sounds like Art calling for Art. - Hello? - Hello. I'm calling Art Dodge. His gallery said I could reach him at this number. Fifteen minutes? I'll call back. It's his brother, Bart. All right. Fine. Bye. Fine, fine. Fine. Gloria, it's me. Listen, it's important. Call me at Betty's in exactly, uh... twenty minutes. Hi. Hi. - Oh, your brother called. - What? What did you say? She said your brother called. What's the matter? Is he dead? - Since when do you have a brother? - Since I was 12 minutes old. - You're twins? - Yeah. Huh. Absolutely identical. Yeah. That's a happy thought. Well, we look the same, but, uh, we've got nothing in common. I mean, he paints, he broods, he lives for his art. He doesn't even like to sell it. Maybe he just likes what he does. Yeah, who knows? It takes all kinds. You know what? He burns some of his paintings. He's... He's crazy. That sounds like a colossal waste of time to me. Sounds like he might even be a human being. - When was the last time you saw him? - Years. Last I heard, he was in Italy. Sorry. Hello? Yeah. Hold on. It's for you. - For me? - Mm-hmm. Really? - Hello? - At the tone, the time will be... exactly 8:30. Beep. Gloria, Gloria. Have you got Bart there? - I just don't know how to answer that one. - Let me talk to him. There must be an easier way to get a girl into the sack. Bart? Oh, God! I can't believe it's you, man! I can't believe this is how I'm using my degree in architecture. How long are you here for? What are your plans? Met this guy a couple of days ago, works for Sentinel Express. Maybe we'll have a few drinks. I'll check out his overnight delivery. You know, I really want to see you. Your relationships with women are getting more and more bizarre, Art. - You want to get that looked at. - When can we get together? Maybe you should try the personals. You know what I mean? - I see, I see. - Have you considered masturbation? Well, I can't promise anything. Oh, come on. Promise me something. - Okay, we'll talk tomorrow. - ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Как ни крути – проиграешь на английском - текст Парни не плачут на английском - текст Ночь и день на английском - текст Стюарт Литтл на английском - текст Токийская ночлежка на английском |