too awful!
She'll be in the gown,
and he won't show up.
Then she'll
have to take off the gown...
Stop it. You can't do this here.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's just so sad.
Pull it together.
She can't see you like this.
- She'll know something's wrong.
- I know. I know.
There's no tissue.
Can you grab me some toilet paper?
Oh, that's gone too.
This is Monica's bathroom, right?
I found one.
Thank you.
Oh, God.
Can I have another one?
Sure.
Do you need some floss?
I can't imagine what will happen
if he doesn't show up.
Here's a whole bunch.
She'll be at the wedding waiting...
...and people will be whispering,
"That poor girl. "
Then she'll have to come back here
and live alone.
- Oh, my God.
- What?
There was a pregnancy test in the
garbage, and it's positive.
Monica's pregnant.
So I guess she won't be totally alone.
Next time on Friends:
- We've gotta tell her.
- No, we can't.
She's getting ready.
Can't you stall her?
I'm never gonna get married.
We've just got one scene with you two,
and Richard is a pro.
- Are you drunk?
- No!
Yes, you are!
All right.
- How's Chandler?
- Great!
- Where are you?
- On the set.
It's turning into the worst
wedding ever.
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[ENGLISH]Oh, my God!
I know. Monica's gonna have a baby!
Can this count as her "something new"?
Oh, my God.
Do you think
this is why he took off?
She had to have just taken it.
I took out the trash last night.
It's turning into
the worst wedding ever.
The bride's pregnant, the groom's
missing and I'm holding this.
Phoebe, we cannot tell
anyone about this.
- Right. Yeah.
- Okay?
Do you know what kind
of birth control she uses?
No. Why?
Just for the future.
This is hardly a commercial for it.
The One With Monica
and Chandler's Wedding
Anything?
No. I talked to Joey.
He hasn't heard from him.
I talked to Chandler's parents again.
- You said he was missing?
- No.
It seemed like I called to chat.
Pretty sure they both think
I'm interested.
- We've got to tell her.
- No, we can't.
She'll start getting ready soon.
Can't you stall her? I'll go
to the places I went last night.
How much time?
How long before she has to get ready?
- One hour.
- Give me two.
Then why do you ask?
- Wish me luck.
- I'm going with you.
Why?
You're tired. You looked all night.
And clearly, you suck at this.
See you later.
Wait, do you know how
you're gonna stall her?
- I'll figure something out.
- Okay, good luck.
Let's start with my makeup
and then do my hair.
Okay. But before you do that,
I need you to talk to me.
About what?
I'm never gonna get married!
You will. The right
guy's around the corner.
Okay, are we done with that?
No, I'm serious.
Maybe I should just forget about it.
Become a lesbian or something.
Any woman would be lucky to have you.
Maybe I'd feel better
if I slept with Joey.
Rachel? Are you okay?
Excuse me, Aaron? I have
a little problem with the schedule.
I wasn't supposed to work today.
I have a wedding that I have to be at.
It's my best friend's,
and I'm officiating...
...so I really can't work past 4.
You've gotta stay until the end.
We can't stop filming just for you.
It's not like it's your wedding.
I'm having surgery.
What?
I made up the wedding,
because I didn't want you to worry.
But I'm having surgery today.
What kind of surgery?
Transplant.
You're supposed to work on Monday.
Hair transplant.
But you're not bald.
It's not on my head.
There's nothing I can do.
You'll probably be out by 4 anyway.
We've got one scene. It's just you
and Richard, and he's a pro.
You'll be fine.
Morning, Richard.
Hey, you're here! Great!
Let's go, buddy!
We got a scene to shoot!
I'm wearing two belts.
- Are you drunk?
- No.
Yes, you are!
All right.
So this is your office?
How'd you guys find me?
I knew I should've hid at the gym.
- What the hell are you doing?
- Panicking.
And using the Internet to try to prove