knew about it? Okay, Ross, what is this really about? This is my home, and I want to be able to come and go when I want. I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I don't know what the big deal is. I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment... ...when I want to kick back with a puzzle... Beer, cold beer. Hey, Joey. What are you doing? Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on? No. What if I was sweeping a chimney? Joey, did you eat my face cream? Where are you going? The vicar won't be home for hours. Joey, where did you learn that word? Where do you think... ...Zelda? - You found my book?! - Yeah, I did! Joey, what are you doing going into my bedroom? I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn! You know what? I don't care. I'm not ashamed of my book. There's nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little erotica. It's a healthy expression of female sexuality... ...which, by the way, is something that you will never understand. You got porn. - Hello. - Hi, is Phoebe here? - No, she's out for the night. - Oh, great! Can I help you with something? I don't know. Are you a masseur? Yes, I am. Great! Dad? Thank you so much. I'll pick him up in an hour. Your parents must've been thrilled when you told them you were engaged. Oh, yeah. I should probably call them. I remember when we first got engaged. - I've never heard that story. - Dad, you don't... Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know how. You don't know how? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy. What a sweet story. At least you're not hearing it at your 5th grade Halloween party. They wanted a scary story. We're really excited about our wedding plans. Pretty soon we'll be making a big withdrawal from the wedding fund. - What? - You tell her, Jack. I can't do it. You have the wedding fund, don't you? We have it. Only now we call it "the beach house. " You spent my wedding fund on the beach house? We're sorry. We assumed... ...that when you turned 30 you'd pay for it yourself. You bought the beach house when I was 23. So you've had seven years of beach fun... ...and you can't put a price on that. We do feel bad about this. We saved again when you dated Richard. Then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen. What about Chandler? It was Chandler. We didn't think he'd propose. I didn't start drinking enough at the start of the meal. I can't believe there's no money for my wedding. Maybe, if your father hadn't tried... ...to sell ice over the Internet. - It seemed like such a simple idea. - Stupid. The word is "stupid. " Enough. I don't want to hear about it anymore. Good luck, Chandler. Okay, now I'm going to... ...touch you. That's soft. Do you think your parents could help pay for it? I don't know. My mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. Saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has, he saves for his yearly trips to... ...Dollywood. - What happened at dinner? - My parents spent the wedding fund. My God, what did you order? Wait, there's no money? Well, this is terrible. You guys will have to get married in, like, a rec center. - Honey, it's gonna be okay. - No, it's not gonna be okay. - No swing band, no lilies. - It's gonna be okay. I mean, you don't need to have this... ..stic Italian feast. You don't need this custom-made... ...empire waist, duchess satin gown. You can wear off-the-rack. It's really gonna be okay. The important thing is, we love each other and we're gonna get married. Do you even understand what "off-the-rack" means? Why don't you pay for it yourself? How? I don't have any money. - I have some. - How much? Well, close to... . - Are you kidding me?! - How much? - Enough for wedding scenario A. - Really? How great are you, you little saver! This is exactly the budget of my dream wedding. You guys are so made for each other. You're ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Мэри Поппинс на английском - текст Завтра была война на английском - текст Асса на английском - текст Большие неприятности на английском - текст Родина ждёт на английском |